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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The proof is in the pudding. The devil is in the details. It's time to release Hillary's emails.

    By CiabattaStevens,
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  2. Buy low. Sell high. I only do business when I'm depressed or on drugs.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  3. Red leather. Yellow leather. My cows are tie-dye.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  4. I call Chubby Checker chess.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  5. Guess who's back? Back again. My IBS. Tell a friend.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  6. FIVE GOLDEN RINGS! That's when I learned my father had four other families.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  7. Shot through the heart and you're too late. That's why doctors shouldn't take poop breaks.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  8. Kick it, Jackie Chan. Now Bop It, Jackie Chan.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  9. Teach a man to fish. Teach a woman to fish. Equal opportunity.

    By Squash, Pumpkin, Etc.,
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  10. Reesee's Piecees? You should try Venusee's Penisees, they're grrrrrreat!

    By DickDirgler,
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  11. Get this Farm Goat Out of My Row Boat

    By Baron Waist Land,
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  12. You've got another thing coming... And that thing is groceries. You ordered them online and guess what? They're on their way!

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  13. An Atlanta rapper and a wool sweater. What do they have in common? Well they are both very likely to be pilled up. Also they can both be found at Magic City.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  14. I'm off the deep end, watch as I dive in, I'll never reach the ground. Crash through the surface, where they can't hurt us, we're far from the Shallow, Hal.

    By Sammyfein,
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  15. Last Wednesday, I was chemically castrated by character actor Mark Strong

    By Hair Catditioner,
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  16. Y'all know what'd happen if I yelled "Heeeey Buttcheeks!" across the parking lot? It'd start a war.

    By GinsuWife,
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  17. You've found Alimony Tony, but what about Joseph Kony?

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  18. If at first you don’t succeed, you owe me two jars of mayo and a dog who smokes. You signed the contract!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. Here’s Johnny!

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Is that a banana in your pocket because that's a weird place to put a banana

    By Blolf Witzer,
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  21. If laughter is the best medicine, but AIDS is no laughing matter, then you dead.

    By Catfarts,
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  22. Scotty laughs and Scotty cries, but Scotty don't like shoddy pies.

    By jicerswine,
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  23. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, but the bird in my hand hides 2 beneath it's bush.

    By FartsMcCool,
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  24. Liam Neeson’s next revenge? More like Brendan Gleeson’s Netflix binge!

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  25. Happy wife, duplicate that knife. Wife is bummed, you only got one (knife)

    By pepsi,
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