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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. No shirt, no shoes, NO THANKS for your service.

    By Optimum Corridor,
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    • 417 views

  2. Living is easy with eyes closed, except if you’re an eye surgeon. Oh the eye-rony!

    By Optimum Corridor,
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    • 385 views

  3. If it wasn’t “not that type of show” I’d tell ya to lick my anus

    By Optimum Corridor,
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    • 359 views

  4. If you Catcher In The Rye, she can say she walked into a door

    By Optimum Corridor,
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    • 489 views

  5. Once you pop the fun don't stop, correct grammar's another story

    By oats,
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    • 231 views

  6. If hope floats, the Titanic musta been crowded with pessimists. 

    By oats,
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    • 180 views

  7. Nonstop pop at the tube top shop, 'til pop bopped a cop, now it's a non-pop stop.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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    • 335 views

  8. If humans are 60% water, shouldn't we call ourselves Aquamankind?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 288 views

  9. With friends like these, who needs regular colo-rectal screenings?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 325 views

  10. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy and also kind of a bummer at parties

    By Fleetwood MacBook Pro,
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    • 175 views

  11. I'd like to buy a vowel Pat. An "E" please. I'd also like to buy a pack of Cool Menthols.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 292 views

  12. Get ready to drop some fitties cause ima let out these titties

    By Fabiolololol,
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    • 175 views

  13. From soup to nuts, your nuts taste like soup.

    By nufadzoo,
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    • 145 views

  14. I don’t like pistachios but I do enjoy bustin’ a nut.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 270 views

  15. I’d rather have Medusa turn me to stone than take a deuce bruh without my phone.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 253 views

  16. YMCA? Because he was the best beastie boy, that’s why.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 275 views

  17. You gotta ask yourself one question: Do you have the name of a plumber i can trust in my house? Well do ya, punk?

    By SirDancelot,
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    • 308 views

  18. You don't have to be crazy to work here, in fact with the staff's prejudice against those with mental illness it might be a disadvantage.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 714 views

  19. I'd like to shut down her government if you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? Answers on a postcard please as I have no blinking idea what I'm on about.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 253 views

  20. Everyone asks where is Carmen Sandiego but nobody asks how did one woman steal the goddamn eiffel tower

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 463 views

  21. Cross your t's and dot your i's and cross your eyes and spike your teas

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 426 views

  22. It takes two to tango, and three’s best for Fandango, but just one for a man in a van to rent Rango.

    By Self Watching Counsel,
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    • 206 views

  23. I like my women like I like my AC/DC albums. Over forty and with Bon Scott's voice.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 313 views

  24. Please stop calling him Auntie Christ when he's obviously your Uncle!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 334 views

  25. In my home’s a little dog / who follows some simple commands / but I see who’s really in charge / since I pick up his shit with my hands.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 332 views
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