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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like my bowling balls like i like my women: 8 pounds and too small to stick my fingers in

    By SirDancelot,
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  2. A watched hand never plays, but a watched man never sprays, so stop watching me jerk off, Karen

    By SirDancelot,
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  3. To the Victor Go the Spoils! Unless the spoils are peanuts because Victor is allergic

    By SirDancelot,
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  4. You Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Make

    By SirDancelot,
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  5. Dung Roulette 2. This time the gloves are off

    By yoga dong,
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  6. Whatever the case may be, you can bet your bottom that I'll shove it up mine

    By CrapFace McGee,
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  7. I like my eggs the way I like my pornography. Scrambled.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. There was a big ribbon-cutting at the new Jo-Ann Fabrics. I hope they catch the guy who did it. Also there was an armed robbery and Jo-Ann was killed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. I want my MTV. Magic, Tap-dancing and Ventriloquism!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. A pocketful of posies, a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue a tissue

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. Home is where the heart of my first victim is hidden

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  12. Hello my name is Rhys

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  13. I once played tambourine for Ben Vereen next to a cash machine in Aberdeen.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Nobody puts rabies in a coroner.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. You know what they say about improv and finances:

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Eat my ass and smoke lots'a grass if you want to get this hall pass, little Timmy

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  17. Here, have some money. The name's Anthropist, Phil Anthropist.

    By Sammyfein,
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  18. You miss 100% of the shorts you don’t take!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. My Patronus is my weiner... dawg

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  20. 2 in the pink, 8 in the stink.

    By DavidSmells,
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  21. I wanna say congrats to my brother, Brayden, on his dream wedding! Also hats off to Eddie Van Halen on his sick shredding on the song "Dreams".

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  22. The 2nd greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was making the Statue of Liberty disappear

    By RichieMillennium,
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  23. I told myself I wouldn’t do it again... I promised. But now, with Dick in hand, I find myself oddly at peace holding hands with and calling Richard by his nickname.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  24. Dredd it. Run from it. Destiny arrives on the stage.

    By Moohuggernini,
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  25. Live, from the portion of the Autism Spectrum between Rain Man and Ayn Rand, with our special guests “Depressive Reactive Dave and the Schizophrenic Static-Sounds Saxophones Trio”.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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