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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Three things are certain. Death and taxes are clear ones. Then there are haikus.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  2. Yeah, could I get a foot-long roasted chicken breast on Parmesan Oregano please? Hmm? Oh, how about provolone. Let's do lettuce, tomato, green peppers, olives...is that spinach? Yeah, spinach. Just a little bit of mayo please. No. Neither.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  3. Head North, towards the great gravy and french fries slide and freedom!

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. So we beat on, boats against the current, masturbating ceaselessly into the past

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Despite all my rage I am still just a wig on Nic Cage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. " " " " "Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Nicolas Cage" -Maya Angelou

    By Moon,
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  7. I accidentally put "Chicken" Mrs. Dash on my eggs and now I feel like a sociopath.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  8. Eat lead. Not war

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. They should throw parties. Sexy naked parties, on the off chance your elderly, reclusive, catchphrase-submitting neighbor may feel alive again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. See girl? Girl in boat? My girl. MY boat. You are jealous. I squeeze the titty.

    By GinsuWife,
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  11. Mama didn’t raise no coward, but she did raise a herd of cows, and those things scare the shit outta me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Human beings are really nothing more than poop factories. Talk about a GROSS domestic product!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  13. Who's going to heist the Oscars this year? Cue Ocean's Eleven music....

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Snubs and Flubs? More like snobs and knobs? AMIRIGHT PEOPLE????

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Shelley Do Val. Ok Shelly now do Michael. Ok Shelly now do Christian. Wow - Shelley can do impressions of all the Batmans!

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. If the glove don't acquit then we'll have a fit. And also we should probably wonder how an item of clothing rose to the rank of judge in the first place.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. When in Rome, eat a Romantic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Creepy Nice Guy wants you to know he'd never treat you bad and he loved that photo of you at your cousin's wedding from five years ago.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Shite from a height on a kite. Are you coming over to my place tonight?

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I have a gun. Put five hundred in unmarked bills in the bag and nobody gets hurt. No, that's the wrong side. The catchphrase is on the other side. Stop reading this out! It's for a personal project! You just can't get good help these days.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. No catchphrase this week. Thanks Brexit.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. I'm a metallurgist and iron dealer. I both smelt it and dealt it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Throw me that dice, not once but thrice. It's time for fired rice, served up with pickled mice.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. I thought I'd put on something racy, so I dressed up like John Wayne Gacy.

    By DillweedMcFlugelhorn,
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  25. In lieu of a plea regarding these arson charges, I’d like to play this Billy Joel song your honor.

    By Bingo Boy,
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