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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stick a Juicy fruit in my chewy chute, Huey Newt...on

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Peter, Place Priorities Properly. Pack Patties Pre Party, Please.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 377 views

  3. Paul Hardcastle may be living in the past but at Comedy Bang Bang it's 2019, n n n n n n n n nineteen

    By LukeStreetWalker,
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    • 208 views

  4. You've got just 3 more chances to win infinity chances to win, keep listening for your cue to call!

    By RichieMillennium,
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  5. Pat my crack, I can’t say kulap vilaysack

    By Cleveland not ohio,
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  6. If I ever open up an Asian cookware store specifically targeted to Rastafarians you better believe I'm naming it Jah-pan. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. What's shakin' at the shake shack, Ziggy?

    By RichieMillennium,
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  8. Intelligence is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor. Wisdom is knowing Dr.Frankenstein was the monster. But genius is knowing Frankenstein was the friends we made along the way.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  9. The Grimace was last seen July 18th 2012 at dodgers stadium dancing to Black Betty by Ram Jam. The Hamburglar remains at large.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  10. Hogwarts? More like Scott-Sharts

    By Tedman,
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  11. So no to hugs, say yes to plugs, and keep an open mind about drugs

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  12. This is where we separate the men from the boys. This is where we combine the men and the boys. And over here is where the leftover pieces of the men and boys are disposed of.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Bread is nature's paper.

    By Schnickpot,
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  14. Nibs for days and squibs for weeks. Months remain unknown.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  15. Raise your hands if you want flummery!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  16. New Holiday: the Stabbath, where everyone gets one non-lethal jab into a person who's wronged them. Honor the Stabbath and keep it hole-y!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  17. This year, for your child, buy an Elf on the Self! Sits on your son or daughter's shoulder and judges them nonstop!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  18. Bits of stained glass windows and moist mouse noses. That's what Comedy Bang Bang is made of!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. And now his watch has ended...thought it was waterproof, 'twas not.  'Tis a shame, he only had it a few days, certainly not a Rolex by any means, but a sturdy, fashionable timepiece all the same that will be missed.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Is this catchphrase too long? Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Boys will be boys, men will turn into old men, but Boys 2 Men live forever in the part of our hearts that only rent to adolescents aging to adulthood while singing 4-part harmony over Philly soul w/ a touch of New Jack bad boy to keep the ladies frothing

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. When you're here, you're family... When you're there, you're dead to me.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  23. If you shake it more than twice, you probably gave it brain damage.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  24. Whether you like to fart or shart on a lark, it's best to do it in front of children at the park.

    By BadTactic,
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  25. Stop and frisk it til you butter my biscuit.

    By Bingo Boy,
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