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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You put the lime is in the coconut, you put the coconut in the trash, you go to the freakin’ doctor like a normal person, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick a banjo, and yes, you can pick a color for the fucking dining room already, Janet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Roger Daltrey had a sultry voice with which he sang, and everywhere that Roger went he was a spiffy hang.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. I see the mascot of evil. It's not a dragon or monkey or beetle. It's a regular man with the name of Stan, who's plans are far from legal.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  5. Introducing our new episode rating system, which goes from "5" (great ep) to "1" (shitty, shitty bang bang)

    By HammondSuisse,
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  6. Copa My Banana and I'll let you Barry your Manilow

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  7. If you're gon a run with the big dogs, you gotta learn how to play Red-Rocket.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. One kid can be an accident... Two or more and you are just into creampies.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  9. If you think that sucks, well then let me tell you about the Brand New Hoover Vacuum!

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 267 views

  10. When God was giving out Brains, you thought he said Tumors, I'm sorry son, you have Cancer.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. When you're wearin' a Kimono and your butthole screams out Uh-oh, Diarrhea of a Geshia.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  12. The difference between cats and dogs is cats won't lick the peanut butter off your balls.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  13. Choos

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. Sounds like my girlfriend, she thought all of the stuff I watched and listened to was dumb as hell but it wore away at her sanity over time. Now she listens to Comedy Bang Bang! every week.

    By SloboDobo,
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  15. Season's Bleachings, Merry Anus!

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. We've replaced this coffee with Tonight Show money, let's see if Jay Leno touches it.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Ohhh the weather outside is frightful but your hypothesis on the deleterious ramifications of Hegelian economic hyper-rationalism in the Austrian economy from 1922–1926 is sooo delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Oh give me a home / Where the Cake Boss is on / And Ho Ho and Santa Claus play / Where seldom is slung / An uninteresting plug / And Fourvel is stabby all day

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Well here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Scott / The poor podcast host barely had a lucid thought / Then one day while he was readin’ forum posts / Santa beat his ass and Zouks became the host

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Next motherfucker leaves the "O" off of opossum gonna spend the night with Scabby Pete in the haunted fuck chair.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. A Penny For Your Thoughts Only Gets You A Bad Therapist

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  22. If it ain't baroque then it's rococo

    By silentbison,
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  23. Your vignette is perfect for my sigh salad

    By silentbison,
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  24. Lana Del Ray's wintertime sadness

    By silentbison,
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  25. My favorite movie is "Holiday Holiday" or as they call it stateside, "Christmas Vacation"

    By silentbison,
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