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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I saw my grandpa’s penis by mistake and it was pure poppycock.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Help wanted: seeking four rude, crude dudes with attitude to fight some crime that's happening downtown. Experience wearing a shell is a plus. This is not a trap. Please contact Shredder at 555-xxxx.

    By Sammyfein,
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  3. When you’re sniffling on the John, and the T.P. is low, better snot on your asshole than shit on your nose!!!

    By Wisemania,
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  4. Doris is porous while Neil remains sealed.

    By DanC,
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  5. More like Elf on your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You can lead a sleeping dog to water, but inside of a gift horse it’s too dark to read.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  7. Let’s get the stank on the hang-down and rubber-leg it to the corner store—Mamma needs her skinny cigs, Mister Sister.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Hey Mr. Nongman, tickle me banana! Podcast end and me wanna do plugs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 242 views

  9. Suns out, guns out. Skies out, thighs out. Overcast and dreary, flop sweat for days.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  10. Star white, star tight. Bleached bung-hole’s the treat tonight.

    By Award Wiener,
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  11. Hey, little thing, let me light your candle, ‘cause-a mama you’re a dwarf in the dark and you clearly need help.

    By Award Wiener,
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    • 425 views

  12. You can teach a dog to fish, but you can't teach a dog to breed fish.

    By Coolstorybro,
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  13. Six in one hand, half dozen reasons to see an orthopedic surgeon.

    By meglet5,
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  14. My teeth run the show in my mouth

    By BrotherLadies,
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  15. When you love your garden let it grow, when you love someone then let them go, when you shave your hair off it comes back thicker.

    By BrotherLadies,
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  16. eyelashes are the pubes of your eye holes

    By BrotherLadies,
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  17. When life gives you lemons, look around the corner for the fudge factory.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amore-tization.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I don't nong half of you half as well as I hey; and I hey less than half of you half as well as you nong.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. I am the Michael Jordan of being nothing like Michael Jordan.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Check out his big old horse dong instead.

    By Paul Hommus Anderson,
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  22. "Damn straight I'm a potty mouth", he said with a shit eating grin.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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    • 444 views

  23. When your hiding from the Nazis but your gut is playin yatzee, Diarrhea of Anne Frank

    By Scam Elliot,
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  24. When your tryin to go solo but you can't close your butthole-o, Diarrhea of a Madman.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 299 views

  25. Coffee and a pie and you're gonna need the two ply.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 295 views
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