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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They call me Rum Tum Tugger, because I’ve been kicked out of Cats three times for drunkenly masturbating.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 247 views

  2. I ate sushi with Jim Belushi and Steve Doocy reported the sclusie.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 253 views

  3. It's a deep line drive...Phrase gets under it...and it's caught! Great catch, Phrase.

    By Fluffly,
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    • 143 views

  4. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. My aunt opened a corn labyrinth that’s only open one month in the spring. She’s calling it Aunt May’s May Maize Maze.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. It’s a bird. It’s a plane! No, it’s just a bird. But it is carrying an ear of corn, and that’s certainly notable.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Crock Potterman, cook me some sweet beef stew

    By teedle,
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  8. Don’t let the door hit you where the good doctor split you, Siamese twins!

    By Church bus truck nuts,
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  9. Colonel Popcorn, 55th Division, Jiffy Squad, reporting for comedy duty, sir

    By Sammyfein,
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  10. Mr. Floyd, build this Wall up!

    By Sammyfein,
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  11. Licorice? Sure, if she washes it.

    By SirRoocha,
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    • 319 views

  12. Surgeon General's Warning: Eating too many Hamburgers may make you Wimpotent.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 318 views

  13. When you're 12 and really nerdy and you're feeling wet and turdy, Diarrhea of A Wimpy Kid.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 344 views

  14. A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. And that mans name? Alvin Einstein.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. The doctor was a woman on Dr. Woman, premiering last year on TV.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 290 views

  16. Don't linger when you have a chance to finger a ginger, get in her!

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  17. Ass, Cash, or Mama Cass. No matter what, Hulk Smash.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 293 views

  18. Knick knack paddywhack, give a dog a bone. This old man faced bestiality charges and was shunned from society.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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    • 443 views

  19. They say that the Wintergreen Grizzly is the deadliest Bear....

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 284 views

  20. If you kidnap a kid napping you get a Tautology Prize. And 10 years.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 258 views

  21. Memetown, summer in the city. Back of your neck, taking selfies, feeling pretty.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Get your accountant name by becoming employed as an accountant and introducing yourself to your colleagues.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 241 views

  23. Tedious Socialites are known as Zaza Gabores.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 230 views

  24. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Fluffalo Fluffalo Huffalo Huffalo. I'm sorry I'm afraid I don't read Harry Potter.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 246 views

  25. Ewe Talking Hugh Too, Tomei?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 242 views
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