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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. God free since 93. No, I’m not the 7-up guy I’m just an atheist.

    By Captain Pillpopper,
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  2. Well tickle my titties til my pants are shitties.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Comic Sanz comma Horatio.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. I have it on good authority that cake boss was not a fan of house of pies.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Captain Planet is the complete package. He cares about the environment and he’s packin’ a big blue dong.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. I came when she said, "grass stain" because I love dirty talk.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to beat me. So if you don’t like mornings or the act of physically beating another human being for money, this isn’t the job for you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Tusk would have been so much better had it starred Jay Davidson and had he been modified into a giant cob of corn which was a ghost THE WHOLE TIME

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. A kernel of corn walks into a bar. The bartender says “Maize I help you?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Captain’s log: having narrowly escaped the Black Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Cool cats, hot dogs. The only thing more polarizing in the fifties was that horrible, horrible segregation.

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  12. It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's an early sign of a stroke! Call a doctor!

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  13. As God is my witness, the defense asks the court for permission to treat the witness as hostile

    By RichieMillennium,
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  14. Roses are red, corn is yellow, I went to third base and found out she’s a fella

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Annie pass the corn please / Pass the corn please / Pass the corn please Annie

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. If your heart is in your hand, and in your hand is in your head, then you have a serious medical condition and you're very likely dead.

    By BadTactic,
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  18. Call me Ishmael, but don't call me late for dinner!

    By KeyboardBadger,
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  19. Hey, I just met you/And this is Crishmael/But here's my number/So call me, Ishmael

    By Nick Jester,
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  20. Solids and stripes - important to watch in pool and in stool

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. Natalie Portmantoe is a clumsy portmanteau for Natlie Portman's camel toe.

    By Daark Helmet,
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  22. ET no homophone

    By The Batting Gentleman,
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  23. Put on some Korn open parenthesis the band closed parenthesis and lay on the horn open parenthesis the thing in a car closed parenthesis it's time to make fuck.

    By Gnomebauer,
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  24. I can tell by that look in your eyes that you got hit in the face with a look pie

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 153 views

  25. If life gives you emergency firsts, make emergency first aid

    By RichieMillennium,
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