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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ugg boots are named appropriately

    By silentbison,
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  2. It's nice that the phrase "I'm one in a Millennial" isn't pedophilic anymore.

    By silentbison,
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  3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know my colors, or my hiaku.

    By silentbison,
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  4. Post my bail or Post Myloan: discuss.

    By silentbison,
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  5. Comedy Bang Bang: We know G1 pilots on a 4th name basis.

    By silentbison,
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  6. Bangkok? Sounds like my time in Thailand.

    By silentbison,
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  7. My name is Scott Aukerman and I have a big peepee. This is not the catchphrase this week but it is true and real.

    By silentbison,
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  8. No need to thank me, Dido. I had fun, too.

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  9. None of my lizards are selling on eBay because I have e-reptile disfuntion.

    By silentbison,
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  10. Where all by dirty breeches at?? It's laundry day!

    By silentbison,
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  11. You say your ass is grass, I say I'm a cow!

    By silentbison,
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  12. Now we enter the long season of doubt. Fennel, specifically. Not thyme. You thought it was thyme, didn't you? You're wrong. It's time for fennel, not thyme. How can I be any clearer?

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  13. When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me" and anyone else who shares your stupid link without fact-checking it first.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  14. Pro Tip: Keep a broom balanced upright in your palm as you walk down the street, and no one will ask you for directions. They might ask to borrow the broom, though.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  15. The last time I was on a roll this big, I got butter on my knees.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  16. How raw is this steak? Let's just say it's been cooked by time.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  17. Stirring up trouble and letting it simmer. My recipe book is for those who are dimmer.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Oh mais oui c'est baby tu?

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Don't let your butt write a cheque your bank won't cash. The Bank of Ass is CLOSED!

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. The snark ark was parked in the dark.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Tonight we're going to party cos these pants cost 19.99 - Prince of the Bargain Hunters.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. This year try to make yourself more pleasant by slapping that sarcastic face off yourself early in January.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. New Year, New Me. I drank your beer so sue me!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. My Bonnie lies over the ocean, but once she dives in she tells the truth at least 65% of the time.

    By Rock Paper Pinking Shears,
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  25. Hey little thing let me light your candle, cause momma I just ripped ass in this yankee candle outlet

    By slightlyconcussed,
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