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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's a war on Christmas happening in my pants.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 329 views

  2. Mister Toe surprisingly doesn't get much action around Christmas.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 250 views

  3. Slap me silly, it gives me a thrilly. But don't fondle my belly, or Santa'll get jelly.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 261 views

  4. If it tingles while it jingles, you've got an STD with bells on. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  5. 'tis the seasoning, said Santa adding Five Spice to the mulled wine like a complete jerk.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 321 views

  6. Seven ate Nine's ass on Millenial Sesame Street.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 647 views

  7. One look at Mrs. Claus' face and I knew Christmas had come early.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 564 views

  8. The people have spoken, butts are for pokin'!

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 682 views

  9. With a tip of my hat I bid you adieu, for I must find a toilet and drop a big poo.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 573 views

  10. I was fickle with my sickle and now my pickle has a trickle

    By Sergeant Pic-N-Rod,
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    • 220 views

  11. She tried to slap Richard, missed, and slapped my dick.

    By Sergeant Pic-N-Rod,
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    • 198 views

  12. When Stan Lee died and went to Hell, he looked at the Devil and said, "Hey, didn't I create you?" "Co-created," corrected the Devil. "With Jack Kirby."

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 345 views

  13. I doubt that the birth of this foal would've gone as smoothly without your timely intervention, Batman

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. I wish I could swim. Like donkeys can swim.

    By prognosisnegative,
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  15. Hickory dickory dock, if you can use dickory in a sentence I'll suck your clock, the minute hand in particular is rather dusty. Afterwards I'll spit shine your penis, which is also encumbered w/ a layer of dust that demands the suction of a wet mouth.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 571 views

  16. Once upon a time, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. The monkey shat himself. The goose exploded.

    By adamgryphon,
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  17. Has there ever been a more apropos bandname than Funkadelic? Only competition would be if the Grateful Dead were named Grateful Go Nowhere Wandering Wank-off Jams Interspersed w/ Moments of Real Beauty & Stellar Harmonies Bathed in a Fuckton Of Acid Dead

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 379 views

  18. “I really think we should stick with the pun about that Jan-Michael Vincent helicopter show.”

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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  19. A doctor a day keeps the doctor away and apples are spawn of Satan.

    By adoginacoat,
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  20. Pants? I thought you said Plants. Either way, I'm still gonna throw this lasagna out.

    By adoginacoat,
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    • 486 views

  21. Give me a inch, and I'll give you 18th Century China.

    By adoginacoat,
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    • 470 views

  22. Somewhere on the Internet two cannibals are falling in love.

    By Dr. Garbageman Esq.,
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    • 301 views

  23. Billy on the streets, Biggie in the sheets.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 353 views

  24. More like snake it til you break it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 263 views

  25. Corn snake shake ‘n bake, whip it to a cream, wakey wakey smegma baby, ‘twas all a silly dream

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views
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