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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Check out my Ted talk. I’ll be discussing why Ted 2 wasn’t as good as the first one.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Due to our blood thirsty overlords we're on an underwater quest to hunt the Frays and I just want to say -

    By MrMcBunny,
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  3. I’m a jack of all trades, but a master of off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. A rolling stone gathers no moss, but the Rolling Stones get that mossy skunky stanky yo-fanky.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. In the beginning was the Corn, and the Corn was with God, and the Corn was God.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Nikki Sixx? More like Nikki Twoo. That guy ain’t half the bassist he used to be.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. Don’t tell Loretta you knocked over her Poinsetta while dancing to Rush’s Red Barchetta. She can’t stand Canadian prog Rock.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. I hate to vent...but I really need to let the steam out of this pressure cooker. Please step aside Ephraim.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. My parents don't get sarcasm, irony OR the New York Times.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. My sex life improved instantly when I started masturbating on the treadmill.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  11. To look this good, just workout once every eight days for three days.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  12. The road to hell is paved with good intentions but the road to heaven is paved with giraffe corpses. No one knows why.

    By fredsolo,
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  13. You ain't gonna eat that dry, is ya? Even grown folks butter a biscuit!

    By PNasty,
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  14. In the 2015 movie Sea Of Trees Matthew McConaughey drinks his own pees.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. I threw up while jerking off and I wasn't sure which to do first, finish myself off or clean up the mess. "I really need to get my act straight" I said to myself over my parents' sleeping bodies

    By johnbutter954,
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  16. Ticketmaster chicklet bastard, listen to this and you'll die faster

    By Google,
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  17. Yeah. That’s Tanner, he clenched his bottom before they shot him

    By Kornelius Kev,
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  18. She sells B-sharp-shells down by the B-sharp-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. The Tale of the Unpopular Wizard? More like The Smell of the Corntacular Fart-Turd.  

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Trigger warning—Roy Rogers’ horse is dead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Never ask how the creamed corn is made.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Gift delivered, head back south. Bird droppings in your mouth.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  23. I threw up while jerking off

    By johnbutter954,
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  24. A Blond walks into a Gynecologist and says she has an appointment at 3:15. A redhead walks in and says she has an appointment at 3:20 then at 3:30 I'm asked to stop writing in my journal and to leave

    By johnbutter954,
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  25. Sweet release of Death? Old Reap’s got nothing on that masseuse that works out behind the bodega.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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