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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I said a clip, a clop, a clippy to the clop, I’m a migratory swallow and I don’t stop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 216 views

  2. I made romance in my snow pants and we all had a white Christmas.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 234 views

  3. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus...which isn’t surprising since my mom has a notorious Santa fetish.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 299 views

  4. When I was little, the floor was made of lava, but now I can afford wall-to-wall tar pit.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 352 views

  5. Fun Fact: Carol of the Bells is the best holiday song to repeatedly stab someone to.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 367 views

  6. No need to flatter me. I'm flat enough as it is.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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    • 365 views

  7. This catchphrase is inspired by a true story: I haven't lost the will to live, damn you,  I've lost Will Twollive, the boy I'm supposed to be babysitting. Remove this straightjacket at once and lets go toddler hunting!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 393 views

  8. Given the choice between a ladder and a step stool I'd go with the latter, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Dan Gerous,
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    • 184 views

  9. I was pro-tractor until my father the corn farmer was run over and killed in his field by a giant cheap plastic angle-measuring device.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 229 views

  10. Yes, I’ll have the Lint-Draped Corn Loaf with Creamed Shrimp and Limestone Gelato Cubes on a bed of Wind-Crisped Winter Median Grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 251 views

  11. What’s up, emulsified cylindrical extrusion of mechanically separated pork & chicken meat, high-fructose corn syrup, water, salt, and sodium nitrate?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 236 views

  12. Giant cow? Giant hands! Hold my calls and cancel my plans.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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    • 470 views

  13. No hanky panky or daddy will give you a spanky.

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 1 reply
    • 336 views

  14. show me your tits and don't mind my mitts, welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Denim,
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    • 321 views

  15. More like Pete WORST, am I right? No Ringo = no Beatles

    By Mediocreatbest,
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    • 436 views

  16. Sharting is akin to godliness, too bad it leads to loneliness.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 364 views

  17. I like my smooth jazz like I like my corn—canned, in a dim stairwell at 4 a.m.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 209 views

  18. There be a corn-pebbled grump-rumbler a-comin, and you be in the catcher’s crouch, Mr. Mittencheeks.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 223 views

  19. Help, I'm made of meat!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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    • 211 views

  20. I got the tattoo of Scooby Doo on a kangaroo but my crew would only ride for the stories of Nancy Drew.

    By Sadillac Deprescalade,   
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    • 249 views

  21. rattle snake, battle rake, cattle cake, you had me at battle rake

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 250 views

  22. I beg your jimmy pardo!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  23. I have a coffee book stain on my shirt

    By moleskinmoleskine,
    • 0 replies
    • 250 views

  24. I don't mince words but I certainly wince to see birds

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 230 views

  25. You are simply the best, better than all the rest, better than any nap, any sleep I ever slept

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 248 views
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