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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. 2 girls 1 cup, this breast cancer epidemic is getting out of hand

    By Alsypal,
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    • 155 views

  2. Adult swim this, adult swim that, whatever happened to baby swim?

    By Major Longnecker,
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    • 319 views

  3. Catch a fish, throw it back, it goes to see its dental sturgeon.

    By Major Longnecker,
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    • 301 views

  4. It all makes sense, the walls, the fence, the scratch marks down the door.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 376 views

  5. Talk to the hand so the face can eavesdrop.

    By BarnHen,
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  6. Tickle my taint or be fickle and faint.

    By BarnHen,
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  7. She’s a minx in the streets and a sphinx in the sheets, but she’s currently being indicted for tax fraud.

    By Old Uncle Al,
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  8. Can rock stars on Mars play two guitars?

    By Old Uncle Al,
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  9. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve been stuck in this wildflower exhibit for 3 hours, someone please help me.

    By Old Uncle Al,
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    • 161 views

  10. Strict vegan by day, loose ass eater by night!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 271 views

  11. That won’t be my last turf war with a rabid creature, padre.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 281 views

  12. Yea, hath God said, yeast shall no longer yell "Solsbury Hill!" at St Peter.

    By GinsuWife,
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    • 593 views

  13. You better look out or else I'll run India!

    By BarnHen,
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    • 496 views

  14. I lost and subsequently found my virginity at church camp.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  15. I've made a Hoob-mistake.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  16. Slingintent slingintent slingintent. Slayintang slayintang slayintang. Welcometo welcometo welcometo. Comedybang comedybang comedybang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 217 views

  17. Dammit, Jimmy! You’re a doctor, not a corn-cracker!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, because the latex man-suit kept rubbing it off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 219 views

  19. If you're ever so worked up about heteronyms that you can't sleep at night, I just say don't sweat it! Tomato, tomato.

    By FregTheEg,
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  20. I start every day with a piece of Pete's pizza from Pizza Pete's pizza parlor

    By FregTheEg,
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  21. I wonder what it takes for something to be elbow-lickin' good

    By FregTheEg,
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  22. it's raining, its pouring, the old man has sleep apnea

    By FregTheEg,
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  23. You know you're dating a real bad boy if he crosses his i's and dots his t's

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. My family would be terrified to know how many life choices were made by hallucinating Michael Keaton answering "What would Mr. Mom do in this situation?" & following the advice exactly no matter how many times it involved cocaine & firearms. 

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 337 views

  25. Gallons? I'm not into the ladies, buddy, I'll take my gas in gal-offs, thank you very much.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 333 views
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