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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Reggiesmack reggiesmack reggiesmack. Unclehands unclehands unclehands. I’ve got a unit of corn nuts. We like to ponder dem big butts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. A can of creamed corn, a talking fart, and a bad spoonerism walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this? Some kind of catchphrase?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Do you have to hold your pee while eating a continental breakfast?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. There's no point tie-dyeing over spilt milk.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Save a horse, ride a blue wave

    By Rose America,
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  6. Manufactured in a facility that also fondles nuts.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  7. Butt cheeks.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  8. Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, dismember me and inter the parts in several different prairies in order to deter mad prairie scientist Dr. Vaquerostein from constructing an abominable undead cowboy from my remains.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. If wave length of the is cake of marriage of my rainbow and the cake the brine is perfection, I how may enter to the cake of the complete my pants full of the chocolate?

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  10. How is a raven like a writing desk? They're both responsible for the murder of my 3 sons.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  11. There’s no sense in beating a dead horse. Live horses are fair game though, so beat away you sensible fellow!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. If you eat stuffing it just winds up in your butt too.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. Well jiggle my giblets and call me jiggly giblet boy

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. Cumberbatch cumberbatch cumberbatch. Muffintop muffintop muffintop. I’ve got a carbuncle milkshake. Give me a single giant cornflake.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Humpy the Horndog, had a really swole-up sack, with a crusty head and a stinky hole and a predilection for corn-holing gilfy cigar-smoking reindeer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I came here to crack corn and blow big chunky bubbles—and I’m all outta corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Been benchin' with my butt to get that hole swole.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. I’ll give you a sheckle if you heckle my schmeckle

    By AreolaGrande,
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  19. I wanna exercise and diet just enough so that my man tits don't sweat through my shirt every time I take a shit.

    By GinsuWife,
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  20. I love you all! Now please stop sending me messages about your depression!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  21. I don't know you, but you all know me, so suck on that, crap-sackles.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  22. Well, we'll welcome with well-wishes all well-comers to the witness of comedy well-being wills.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  23. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Selling sea shells by the sea shore is a bad business model. The ocean is giving 'em away for free baby!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Don't blame my ass for this. It just twerks here.

    By SideofMcG,
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