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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grumpy the Oldman, had a gouty big left toe, with a corn cob pipe and a veiny nose and a nasty habit of pooping in his neighbors’ yards at 4 a.m.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Jimmy the Nineties-man, had a big-ass corn-crackin’ hammer, with a faux-jade one-hitter and an iPod full of Smashmouth and a distinct odor of patchouli and cloves.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. no nut November is hard, especially for squirrels and nutcrackers!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  4. guests on podcasts are like pool players, you gotta watch their cues!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  5. germans do not have the worst bread, they have guten gluten!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  6. aunt flow is out of town, uncle dick is moving back in!

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  7. My wife calls me "frying pork chop" in bed because I go from pink to brown real quick

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  8. wiping ass and eating ass, my life as a dad and a husband

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  9. You say you're an artist, but you only draw a blank.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  10. Top o' the morning, midriff of the afternoon and ass crack of the evening to ya.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Choke on my woke jokes you cloaked-bloke slow-poke

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I was brau-beaten by my ex-wife. She pelted me with beer cans until I left her.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Skittle me once. Shame on me. Skittle me twice. Shame on the rainbow.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. I hate marathons, sprints, hurdles. The whole lot. That's right - I'm a race-ist.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Shove it where the sun don't shine boy. That's right - I want you to shove it in Finland during wintertime.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Real Eyes, Realize, True Lies (1994) Deserved an Oscar.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  17. A friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend in tweed is not dressed like Lou Reed.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. I'd rather have botox in front of me than a font throw a box at me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. It's true what they say absence of heart makes your blood drain faster.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. When’s dog, hot corn?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Corn buckle corn buckle corn buckle. Spatula slap spatula slap spatula slap. I got the line on yo mamma. Gimme that fish or I’ll pop ya.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Pre-masticated hominy tamales in flint-ironed husk sacks on a formed emulsion of thumb-pressed polenta-and-rapeseed ragout? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Glue sticks are tasty tubes of ticky-tacky.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  24. Simon Cowl is one bad habit.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  25. Monogamy + Monogayou = Monogamous

    By SuperSuperTV,
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