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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jeez Louis

    By StereoStrangers,
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  2. Bill Cosby walks into a bar, because he's blind

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Three men walk into a bar. Two of them slept with the other guy's wife. The guy never found out, but everyone in town knew about it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. A man and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because ducks aren't allowed in there

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. A man walks into a bar. He goes behind the bar and starts serving drinks because he's the bartender

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. A man and his son walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, that's my son!" How is this possible? Because the bartender was talking about some other kid, that's how

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If you had shit for brains, all you could think of is poop jokes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. A man and a boy are killed in a car accident. The doctor says, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." It's because she's a lady

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. If you had bread for hands, everything within your grasp would be a sandwich.

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. "He sent the pipe bomb with great aplomb" would be a terrible tweet in this current climate.

    By SenileGoat,
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  11. Zed may be dead, but at least he made his goddamn bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Hot corn cold corn dry corn wet corn fat corn thin corn ground corn sky corn hammer corn nail corn mamma corn daddy corn. Jimmy don’t care. He big star. He crack ‘em all.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Remember that “Cumbersome” song? Yeah, me too. Goddamn that was terrible.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If it’s alright with you I’d like to play devil’s advocate. I have the dvd right here and it’s my favorite Keanu Reeves movie.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. Come check out my cover band, we’re called Huey Lewis & The Fake News.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. R.I.P. Cathy. She died of a heart attack AACK! AACK! AACK! AACK! AACK!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Those who live in glass outhouses shouldn't throw kidney stones.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. How'd it work out with your lotto money? Lot o' money. Right, how'd it work out? I saw my ticket was the winner, and then they confirmed it. I mean the take, I want the numbers! Oh, sorry, you can't take those—I already bought them. Sigh, you win. Again??

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. They're home! Quick, everyone out! Oh, look at this mess, the cows are gonna kill me!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  20. Captain Hook was underhanded, but Peter Pan wasn't shady.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. Do you ever notice how polka dot people be preventing plagiarism like this?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. It’s actually pronounced “Fuh-toshop” in the original Vietnamese

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  23. ‪You can take the dog out of the fight, but you can’t get me to take the dog’s place in that fight. ‬

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  24. There’s wisdom in a graceful baby’s babble. Every burp a savvy dribble.

    By MattyWox,
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  25. Clear the land line and get ready for robo screams because here come some big fax!

    By MattyWox,
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