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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Eat, pray, love, add oil and simmer over a low heat. Best served with a sense of grandeur.

    By DracoKilljoy,
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  2. glasses Oh God I can't find my glasses but I need my glasses so I can find my

    By GinsuWife,
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    • 385 views

  3. Stop and smell the roses too long you'll get a bee in the nose.

    By jiffypoppa,
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  4. If you're not a big banana fan, have you checked out plantains? They're small bananas.

    By jiffypoppa,
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  5. Watched bread never toasts

    By jiffypoppa,
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  6. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, I said buckle it bitch

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody and I must say, I smell Oscar! My friend Oscar, who hasn't washed his balls in months

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Star Light, Star Bright, first star I see tonight is...Fabio! Wow, he's still around? Good for him.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  9. If you dare cross me my army of sea monkeys shall unleash their wrath upon you.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. “Knock knock” - ”who’s there?” - ”unprofessional cop” - ”unprofessional cop, who?” - ”your husband’s been killed in a car wreck, ma’am”

    By King Dong III,
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  11. Eat shit and die? more like eat dye and shit.

    By King Dong III,
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  12. I’m a jive turkey and a quack who’s scared of the dark, Dr. Turd Ucken at you’re service

    By King Dong III,
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  13. An invisible horse walks into a bar. The bartender says nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Stab, stab. Dismember, dismember. Dump in swamp, dump in swamp. Create plausible alibi, create plausible alibi. Say no more, say no more.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Who has one thumb and likes to juggle machetes? This guy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 217 views

  16. What a coincidence, FattTitz4u_69 was my mother's name

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Hands up, don't shoot. That's the way we like to fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  18. It's time once again to put the "wheeeeee!" in "ennui."

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. Where every episode is the first episode of the rest of the show!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  20. I was fired from the supermarket for turning Trix in the cereal aisle.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  21. Andy Daily? If we hire Andy Weekly wouldn't it be cheaper?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Don't lie to me. Or next to me. We need honesty and separate rooms if this marriage is ever gonna work.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 220 views

  23. I know what you're thinking - a slimmer, better looking, more recognisable version of me has really let himself go.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. The deeper the cushion, the more philosophical the pushin'

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. I've seen Trouble all my days. I said, I've seen Trouble all my days. And I've seen I Love Trouble just once. That was enough.

    By SideofMcG,
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