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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Buying out a yoghurt company? You better believe that's cultural appropriation.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I was raised by mimes but when I turned my back on the art they never spoke to me again.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 231 views

  3. Thanksgiving, Scmanksgiving, Spanksgiving oooh la la

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Everyone's talking about new improved quality, high-res, original flavour, caffeine-free, alcohol-enriched, bubble-soft, organic, GMO, top of the line, second-to-none, water.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Catchphrase

    By Space Cadet Mer,
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  6. Ate dog food once? You fall into 1 of 3 categories:1.Curiosity(same people that taste their own cum).2. Dare/show off(same people that eat a bucket of cum)3. Legit hunger/hobo times (same people that can't cum because Denver Pete sliced their peckers off

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. If ALF isn't voted into the Pog Hall-of-Fame unanimously in his first year eligible, we riot. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. What up, hot dog?

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  9. This is the show where interesting people insult me, but it’s okay I never had any self esteem for them to ruin.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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  10. You had me at "restraining order"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. If it's breadible, it's edible, your honor.

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. See so, say to, hear for, smell if, feel when life is cancelled.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  13. Love her, leave her liver leather on the Louvre's last loser's feather.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  14. Slice off a chunk of Uncle Jemima's stiff birch syrup. Goes great with poison!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  15. Chintilt.com. Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I know you. Yeah, I don't want to stop and say hi. Chintilt.com. It's how cool people greet!

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  16. The scattered patter of clattering hatters doesn't matter if you rather batter for shoes.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  17. I don’t accept sandwiches from strangers. So don’t hoagie if you don’t know me.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. You wear them once then throw them away. Try disposable pants today!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Let the glory of God enter you through your glory hole.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. You take the good, you take the bad, you take the ugly, you take them all and there you have the film I was conceived to.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  21. Umami is the 5th flavor? More like punani is the 69th flavor!

    By Spicy Harissa Wompler,
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  22. Wriggle me tender til my member doth swell and all of my hair surrounds thee.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  23. A dyslexic walks into a bra and the bartender says "Get the fuck out of my bra, perv!"

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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    • 251 views

  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Thanks to MalcolmJamalWarlord for that catchphrase submission.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  25. You had me at Comedy Bang!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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