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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My Tupperware sitch, is a god damned bitch

    By SirRoocha,
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  2. aking my Toyota to the moo

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  3. I never knew love until sneakers met velcro

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  4. Time is the Taint of God's Favorite Angel

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  5. Ezra Pound cake is pure poetry, once you get past the fascist frosting.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish, I took a poo and named it Trish.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  7. CARPATHIAN RIDGE - SUNRISE Donnie is asleep on road next to his bicycle. He wakes up, stands up, and smiles. (Music: The Killing Moon – Echo and the Bunnymen) Donnie gets on his bike and cycles home. At one point he cycles past a red Trans Am travellin

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  8. Waiter, waiter! There's a fly girl in my soup!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  9. Geese are just ducks that fuck.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  10. Holy Mary, Mother of Grace, touch my butt with your face.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  11. Get out there and rock the vote!!! Because the vote needs a nap. There, there vote, let America gently rock you to sleepy-peepy theeerrrrreee theeeerrrre.......

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Sing a song of sixpence La la la is that six pennies worth? La La La La La Or a sixth of a penny? Doo do doo do Seems the latter would be inconvenient to say the least doobie doobie woo woo waaaahhh

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Welcome to Comedy Meh Meh. I’m your host, What Everman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. It rubs the creamed corn on its skin or else it gets the beans again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Honestly, it’s not for everyone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m deathly allergic to flowers, someone please grab my EpiPen!

    By ar_dizzle,
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  17. Poppa Sasquatch popped a squat to quaff a spot of pop.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  18. I use amnesia to feel young

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  19. When two mummies fart at the same time, they have a Tutankhamon.

    By TheClownCarTragedy,
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  20. I’ve got a taste for danger. Especially after that head injury that makes me call pies “danger”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. I made a blobby excretion in the lobby of the Venetian and now my picture is behind the front desk.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 231 views

  22. I feel the need...the need for speed. Or whatever other drugs you have on you.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. If life gives you tapeworms, make tapewormade!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. When the harvest time has come / He must crack it / When the corn is in the barn / Jimmy cracks it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Well my name is Rappin’ Corn and I’m here to say / I’ll make your turds fun in a bumpy yellow way

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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