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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Elvis' Guitar Broke Down Friday, so instead please enjoy... ROY G BIV and the FANBOYS

    By MattyWox,
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  2. Eddie Vedder's leather letter sweater could weather wetter weather better than any other.

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  3. More like "A Tale of Two Shitties"

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  4. If a breakdancer pops n' locks in a forest and no one is around to see it, does he start a forest fire in hopes the firefighters will appreciate his moves?

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Droppin beats ain't nothin to be proud of, butterfingers.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. One up the bum, no harm done

    By SomePig,
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  7. I ordered a vodka cranberry and the waiter placed it in front of my wife...that is all.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  8. All dogs go to heaven, including hot dogs.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  9. James smashed maize, and I cared not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. The Nile is not just a river in Egypt. It’s also a river in Sudan, South Sudan, Ethiopia, and Uganda. And let’s just go ahead and assume that wherever else it is, it’s a river there too.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I got this rotten, stinky, corn-shaped horse tooth straight from the horse’s mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Spoiler alert: Rosebud was the long-lost daughter of Air Bud.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  13. I mean, yeah, so basically, um, it's pretty much, like, the thing is, uh, OK, mmmm how do you say it, it's like a, there's actually, what I'm trying to get at is

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  14. Eeny meeny miny moe. Catch Nick Wiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. This is not that kind of show.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  15. Kill my soul then fill my holes.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. 
The dialogue in The Fog left me agog, but the twist in The Mist was a swing and a miss.

    By MattyWox,
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  17. Jude Law’s lewd Jaws! X-rated reboot a low blow for Gigolo Joe!

    By MattyWox,
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  18. Never tell me the odds; only the evens. Especially if that even is Steven.

    By MattyWox,
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  19. Work’s for jerks! Free time is me time when it comes to tea time.

    By MattyWox,
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  20. I’m grieving the thieving of my Lamborghini and the fraught thought of a con’s tush in my Countach.

    By MattyWox,
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  21. How would you like your camel? One hump or two?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  22. On the 1 hand, glue is strong. On the other hand, nails are less mess.On the other hand AHH!! 3 HANDS??!!??!! I should have known building a Pinebox Derby car w/ Dr.Moreau would lead to horrific physical additions but on the other hand SHIT, NOT AGAIN!!!

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Let's cut the shit. We can use this knife I brought.

    By Aaron,
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  24. If you ever can’t tell Rod Stewart and Barry Manilow apart, just give your Aunt Linda a call.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  25. Bobbing for apples has way higher stakes as an adult, especially if you don’t have herpes yet.

    By Bingo Boy,
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