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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name and a map with no name and a sleeping bag with no name and we brought extra water and it was named “Splashy”

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Offerman. Oh, no. Offerman? I got my own name wrong. And I forgot to do the catchphrase! Let's skip it this week. Let's not say something like "thanks for that catchphrase, LilGaryUnger, not sure it's gonna stick."

    By lilgaryunger,   
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  3. "I'm sorry, son. Someday when you're older you'll understand." "But Dad, the improper fractions quiz is toMORRow!"

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Hey sweet thing, howzabout we make like Lady and the Tramp and co-noodle?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  5. Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I C things as they P, and ask U.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  6. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so Scott, but how will we eat corn with prolapsed esophagi?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight. That’s me doing your mom in the cornhole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Hey, girl!! I totally ran into Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra when I went to pick up some creamed corn and Jalad wasn’t even wearing her wedding ring!! I know, right??

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. FAMINE SOLVED AS THE "SWALLOW-YOUR-LONELINESS-IF-YOU'RE-SO-FUCKING-HUNGRY" PROGRAM DECLARED A TOTAL SUCCESS!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Biosphere? More like GIVE us fear!

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  11. Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I said who's there? No, that's my name. No, that's my name who? Look, please let me in, I just need you to notarize this petition for name change.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  12. What part of "auditory verbal agnosia" don't you understand?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  13. Zamboni my bologna with a macaroni pony

    By DrFart,
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  14. Party hardy at the Ed Hardy Party Hardy Party with Ed Hardy at Hardee’s.

    By Crimby,
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  15. The Scotch witch's ostrich's cross-stitch is lost riches

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  16. Got a feather shedder in sweater weather? There's no competitor for better leather.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  17. Oh yeah? Well *I* hope *YYOUUU* have a good day! How do you like THEM apples?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  18. Don't lube my boobs then tell me I'm lactating.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. There are two ways off this ship: the fun way, and the easy way.

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. When the moon hits your eye like an intangible asset incrementally devalued over a defined time period, that’s amoretization.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Shitscribbler™

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I get one side with that? Okay, I’ll have the cob comma corn-on-the.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  23. Grandma drinks whiskey / Grandma drinks rum / Grandma hides Easter eggs / in her bum

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Eli Wallach is dead. Plan accordingly

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. I don't want to get all political or anything, but poop isn't supposed to smell like that

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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