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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. They used to call him Ol' Blue Eyes, but nowadays he's just Ol' Empty Eye Sockets

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 372 views

  2. Can you imagine? I can't. Brain don't work

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 298 views

  3. The chances that Eminem joins a convent? Slim to nun.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 353 views

  4. Never send to know for whom the comedy bangs. It bangs for thee.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 286 views

  5. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 portrayed 6 as an out-of-touch elitist, won 70% of the vote in slave states, and made 6 a one-term president like his father.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 277 views

  6. This is Masktaster and I'm your host, Wedgie Rots.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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    • 286 views

  7. What's good, sausage sandwich?

    By SeƱor Butt,
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    • 330 views

  8. I scream, you scream, we all scream... can anybody hear us? we fell into this well while recreating the opening scene from The Sound of Music.

    By SeƱor Butt,
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    • 319 views

  9. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give a man two fish, feed him for two days. And so on, it's simple math really.

    By SeƱor Butt,
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    • 334 views

  10. Tragically, Mr. Earthworm became paralyzed from the waist down. Even more tragically, he went crazy not knowing which half of his body was below the waist...Ā and he shot himself in the head. Or the butt. Or the head.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 268 views

  11. Men's Rights. Men's Lefts. Men's Steps. Men's Kicks. Ok from the top. And a-one and a-two. Do the MRA shuffle!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 225 views

  12. Excuse me miss, I can't gaslight this diss, cause a diss like this can't be gaslit.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 245 views

  13. Gentlemen, Paul Blart your engines.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 238 views

  14. Manufacturing drinking vessels for fun is a mug's game.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 244 views

  15. I'm not here to make friends so there's nothing for me to do at this Build-A-Buddy store. I don't know why I came.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 245 views

  16. Uber Premium should be called Uber Uber.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 249 views

  17. If you sync up Dark Side of the Moon with the movie White Chicks, nothing happens. It just makes White Chicks really hard to follow.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 253 views

  18. Santa Claus came down my chimney while I was sleeping. #metoo

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 306 views

  19. This catchphrase intentionally left blank.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 311 views

  20. Itsa me, Mario. Itsa him, Luigi. Itsa you, player one. Itsa her, player two. Itsa we, everyone I just named. Itsa us, all of us, there is only one consciousness, and it permeates the fabric of the Universe and is within all things

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 451 views

  21. Honk if you love honking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 301 views

  22. What's down, coldcat?

    By Freddy Raccoon,
    • 2 replies
    • 420 views

  23. Comedy bling bling!

    By RSleezy,
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    • 185 views

  24. Ready, aim, diapers!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  25. Lights, camera, crab!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 282 views
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