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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Getting paid for appearing on Celebrity Big Brother is the ultimate reality cheque.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 249 views

  2. Expensive holiday booked? Check. Car rental sorted? Check. Outdated method of payment used? Cheque.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 2 replies
    • 437 views

  3. Beauty is on the inside, booty is on the outside.

    By NoahPants,
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    • 188 views

  4. Rainbow coloured smoothie, chocolate ripple poopie. Either way brain freeze renders me immobile.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 296 views

  5. Sleepy, creepy, sometimes weepy.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. Snitchers get stitcher premiums?

    By TehCeejay,
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  7. Slap my metaphor and call me allegory.

    By MrMcBunny,
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    • 455 views

  8. If you think about it, is godzilla truly the god of all zillas.

    By MrGale,
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  9. Cancel Netflix, and prepare to be wowed by crackle.

    By dhxlive,
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    • 380 views

  10. Orphan socks are ghosts of the children of the Industrial Revolution

    By dhxlive,
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    • 342 views

  11. I retire attire when I'm tired of torn tie tirades

    By dhxlive,
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  12. I don't want to go on a tirade here but we're breaking into Delta House and stealing all their formal men's neckwear.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 398 views

  13. Help me craft a winning catchphrase:

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 508 views

  14. The "White Men Can't Jump" reboot finally has a title: "Black Men Can't Kneel"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 290 views

  15. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn, and I don’t care if your dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  16. (wrinkled picture of a guy ironing the letter E)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I’m about to SquareSpace the shit out of a Corn Porn website.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 248 views

  18. Unicorn bootyhole, nom nom nom. Smell my magic breath!

    By Stink hole Steve,
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    • 187 views

  19. Imagine if someone told you in 1985 that Bill Cosby and Louis CK would be accused of sexual misconduct someday. You'd probably be like, "Who's Louis CK?"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 300 views

  20. Pushing it to the limits, taking it to the streets, chasing it thru the sewers, tasting its yummy feets.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 414 views

  21. I think you'll find that my balls require extra attention tonight.

    By Ooklamok,
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  22. More like Jason and the Argonongs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man still has terrible depth perception.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  24. A horse is a horse is a horse, of course. Unless it’s crossed with a donkey, and then it’s a mule, you jackass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 233 views

  25. I, Scott Auckerman, upon my death, bequeath all of my belongings, stakeholdings and liquid assets to the author of this catchphrase submission. No backsies.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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