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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look out, we're not your grandmother's Ghostbusters.

    By Real Name Andrew,
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    • 150 views

  2. Well tickle my taint and call me Tompkins, it's time for Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Real Name Andrew,
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    • 165 views

  3. You can call me Scott. And you can call me Aukerman. But don't call me Scott Aukerman. Wait, yes you can. it's my name after all.

    By chorkman,
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    • 142 views

  4. The monkey was slain by a mulberry branch. Jizz! goes the weasel.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 270 views

  5. Pop! The weasel exacted his revenge with fury, anger, and violence.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 258 views

  6. Fig newtons are a delicious snack, pigs toot’n produce serious crap.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 267 views

  7. Time to make some of that dollar-dollar, money-money, baby!

    By Stratsies,
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  8. From chronic to collapse -- town and into now (respictively, that is) this is R.U. Talkin' R.E.M R.E. me? A comprehensive compendium of all things R.E.M.

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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  9. THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! THE RED COATS ARE COMING!! Just a heads up for next fall's big ticket item.Come on down to Big Bob's Coat-porium for free samples.

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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    • 241 views

  10. Are we reindeer? Or we Dancer, Prancer, and Vixen

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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  11. I used to play basketball, now I play with foreskin.

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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  12. I had to plug in my mouse so I could see down your blouse

    By GrannyPantyPudding,
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    • 217 views

  13. Im Aucks Scotterman and this is the show where we talk to some people

    By Jimmyeatsdick,
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  14. Grapple with snapple you may drown in crapple

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 357 views

  15. Danishes from Denmark, Swiss Roll from Switzerland, Canadian bacon from Canada, and smuckchops from Xanadu.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 277 views

  16. Hickory dickory dock, you don’t wanna touch that sock

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Somewhere nongs are heying, and somewhere Reggie raps. But there is no cast in Podville—for Scott is taking a crap.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, and Infinitely Recursive T-Shirt Shop and all I got was this t-shirt that says I went to Milton J. Lumberweiner’s Riverside County Funtime Bagpipe Outlet, Corn Maze, an

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. How about a sundress for that smörgåsbord?

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. Second place is the first loser, and that's why beggars CAN be choosers

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 459 views

  21. Coming to a theater near you: Former NBA player, Mr. Grant, watches Pete Townshend perform a solo gig. I call it: Horace Hears a Who

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 449 views

  22. You'd have to be batshit crazy to catfish Patrick Swayze. Because he's dead.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 478 views

  23. A bird in the hand is worth one bird, regardless of how many are in the bush. Why would I pay you for more birds than you have?

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 473 views

  24. Here's the Catholic church, here is the steeple, open the doors and see all the weiners.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 434 views

  25. I flick my ciggies at the piggies ‘cause I’m a bad whittle boy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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