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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m banned from Fuddruckers for violating their strict “Don’t pull out your dingaling in the dining area” policy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 267 views

  2. Incineration is the highest form of flatulence.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 390 views

  3. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—here I am, standing in a corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 249 views

  4. Why was Tenvel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sevenvel stabbed Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  5. Did you see the Elon Musk cameo in Tusk? He was the mollusk busker dressed in corn husks at dusk. This catchphrase has been brought to you by the sound “usk”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Puggalo pride, World Wide! Woof Woof, Family!

    By Thizzard X McGwire,
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  7. To me, capital punishment is not something that mankind should take lightly, the killing of another man for his crimes should be restricted to only those perversions of nature who sing "Pump" instead of "Jump" during Van Halen karaoke night. 

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 374 views

  8. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got- I know it’s confusing and misleading that I’m walking around with pockets full of gravel.

    By Danny_Libido,
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  9. Hopscotch? Fuck that. Drinkscotch.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 361 views

  10. The hard part?Believing 5,280 ft. of bacon, chicken, tomato, lettuce, mayo & toast really wanted me to join the quest to find the wizard who turned him into a sandwich. The easy part? Joining the mile-high club, dead wizard treasure ain't easy to come by

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 349 views

  11. A full moon on a cool autumn night really makes a man miss his cousin

    By monkeychillin,
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    • 237 views

  12. Tweetin' ain't cheatin'

    By Hobo Grammar,
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    • 639 views

  13. He shoots.... He bores!

    By Hobo Grammar,
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    • 657 views

  14. Yes, I know your ad says "no black gentlemen" but I can assure you I'm no gentleman. Also, you're pretty racist for a prostitute

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 370 views

  15. The cat is barking, WTF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 288 views

  16. Bible study or the science fair, Trevor -- make up your mind while I'm still sober

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 267 views

  17. Minnesota is in Canada now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Comedy Bang Bang where we talk to [REDACTED] people who got their [REDACTED] stuck in [REDACTED] but paid [REDACTED] to keep it quiet.

    By GumShoe,
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    • 203 views

  19. But Father, how can it be sacrilegious, if I'm getting all religious on that sack?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Yo, VIP, Let's kick it. You're clearly very important and can get away with kicking whatever you want.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 288 views

  21. I'm rooting for you, Elon Musk, so I can finally have a clear answer of who my LEAST favorite Martian is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 270 views

  22. I'm going to be completely open and honest with you, Judge Judy, I'm peeing on your leg and it seems like you're super into it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 275 views

  23. One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, buckle my other shoe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 214 views

  24. Scotty the Auckman / Had a very nondescript sweater / With a tricorn hat and similarly anachronistic breeches and waistcoat / And two eyes made out of fossilized microscopic Carboniferous life forms

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  25. Analysis? Check. Audit? Check. Control? Check. Inquiry? Check. Research? Check. Review? Check. Thesaurus.com? Check.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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