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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What is this foul stench betwixt thine cheeks? Didst thou not wash there a fortnight ago, nay one week?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. The Wolf of Wall Street was a bad sequel. Nobody even turned into a werewolf and played basketball like in the first one.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Ear plugs go in your ears, butt plugs go in your rears.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Your insurance only covers our cheapest cancer screening. Do you happen to know if your hand is bigger than your face?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Decade, century, millennia, eon...break them down enough and they are all just jiffy packets.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. Any time I pass a XXX store, I simply can’t resist stopping in for those three hugs!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I’ll take “People Who Cracked Corn And For Whom I Don’t Care” for $800, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Shitstack™

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I’ll have the corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn corn spam and corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. How much two buck chuck could a woodchuck buttchug, if a woodchuck could buttchug two buck chuck? The answer may surprise you..

    By CG_ME_EYE,
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  11. Mother's womb is in full bloom so Father is feeling doom and gloom.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I may be rubber and you may be glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I’m elastic and you’re adhesive so your hurtful invectives rebound off my protective exterior and affix themselves to your stupid ugly face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I’m rubber and you’re Borg—whatever you say bounces off of me and assimilates into you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. If you ever feel like you don't belong, that everyone is staring & laughing at you like a freak, & you don't know where to turn just know...stop wearing clown make-up & a g-string to teach kindergarten, yr' going to be arrested if you don't put on pants

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Anyone screaming at a Men At Work concert weren't taking the band's name seriously. Does Colin Hay go to yr' pizza parlor and scream at you as you-ah tryin-to-ah-make-uh-duh-pizza-PIE? No, he doesn't. He just asks for a slice, extra Vegemite please.

    By Pure Guava,   
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  17. You know when you wake up on a beach nude except for blood that's not yrs, try retracing yr steps but find quickly it's a bad idea, that's when the sirens approach which reminds you yr a cop, they're here to drive you to the evidence locker for round 2.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. I'm not here for a long time or a good time...

    By Larizard,
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  19. When Guinness World Record holder Michel Lotito...

    By Captain Comment,
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  20. My name is Scott and I’m here to say...

    By Captain Comment,   
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  21. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. My girlfriend wanted me to go vegan, but I thought it would be a missed steak.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Looks like Santa had Spaghetti Marinara for lunch, but we'd better count all the reindeer just to be sure

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. As tasteful as a face full of human waste. A chaste bowl of paste made in haste. And for dessert, a donut glazed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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