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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The best is yet to come, if by best you mean sweet release, and by sweet release you mean I can finally leave this bad first date

    By scoofy,
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    • 223 views

  2. Your weekly source for hard hitting interviews, light conversation, and insightful sports analysis...

    By scoofy,
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    • 247 views

  3. He had gleaming blue eyes, a muscled chest and slicked back pubic hair.

    By DavidSmells,
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  4. My wife got me a new sex uniform last week.

    By DavidSmells,
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  5. Gimme a break. Gimme a break. Break me off a piece of that cat.

    By DavidSmells,
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  6. The soup is great as is, but I'm still gonna chunk it full of saltines like the chode that I am!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  7. My name's Aaron Burr and I'm here to say/ That shooting folks in duels is just okay

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  8. I'm sorry Ol' Ghostpenis Bastardman, we feel there's just no place for you in the Wu-Tang.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. They banged everywhere they went. They banged in parks, cinemas and cafes. They banged at home, at work and on holidays. Bang! Bang! Bang! went the fireworks on New Year’s Eve As they banged in a hotel lobby before being asked to leave. 

    By Scout Auketoberfest,
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  10. Buzz Aldrin prefers the orange flavor; as he always says, blue Tang ain't nothin' to fuck with.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  11. Limp pickle gel cures sickle cell

    By Snobby Hill,
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  12. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and two in the bush is worth one in the tush

    By AreolaGrande,
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  13. Break out your decoder rings, kids! It's time to use the power of swing dance to become the CEO of your local ice cream shop.

    By DonDon D’Unicorn Mon,
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  14. Call me old fashioned, but the Emoji Movie porn parody needed less clown face.

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  15. Jack Antonoff from Bleachers? I hardly know Anton, and these bleachers will chill his bottom!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  16. Blessed are the cheeks for they shall inherit the girth.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Mama Mia, thats a spicy beef-a-sphere!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. When Benedict goes to the farmer’s market, the queue Cumberbatch waits in for a cucumber batch has a number sum quite cumbersome

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Order Edamame? U know damn well Ed's mommy died 3 yrs ago you heartless bitch!You can't replace a mother's love w/money & a menu & why is there a waiter in-----ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...sorry about the bitch comment but U R technically heartless ROBOWIFE-2J9000

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. If you crash a cargo plane full of packages onto a deserted island you are going to have to get over your fear of box lunches. 'Twas a silly phobia to begin with & the glue in the cardboard has enough protein to keep you alive for at least a few weeks

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Chillin' like Bob Dylan will take on a whole new meaning when he's cryogenically frozen in 2020.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Killing two stoned bush is worth more with a hand on your bird before it hatches in glass houses. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. If you can't say anything nice then don't say anything at all because you were supposed to study chapter 7 over the weekend which covers the words "anything" and "nice" please read at your desk quietly until you are caught up.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Fuck, marry, kill: you, me, Bill

    By Autastic,
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  25. Shake it like a Polaroid Camera - ah now you've done it. The shutter is borked. You're an idiot.

    By SideofMcG,
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