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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tripping on Iowaska and listening to Iowa Ska while picking jalapeños with my buddy Holly Pena.

    By Aaron,
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  2. Over the course of my life I have realized a few things, not the least of which is to get a fourth, even fifth helping of that sweet sweet puddie tang.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  3. Scratch that itch, wash that dish, paint that pictch, it's all art to me.

    By TheMisterPipes,
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  4. Please don't have a stroke, while I'm trying to have a stroke, it's just rude.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  5. Sorry pal, but times ain’t the same as they used to be. One wiener dog per family policy is now in effect.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  6. I've got tiny little nips and I know how to use em

    By LittleNumNum,
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  7. =Bored at work? Spice up your Mondays with embezzlement - exciting and profitable! Try embezzlement free for a whole month with promo code LOCKED UP. That's Embezzlement - one month free and then you'll do twelve to fifteen.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. When do our catchphrase invoices get paid out by Earwolf? Why are you all laughing? This is a serious question. Welcome to Comedy Accounts Bang.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. I am the lord of fire and ice and I bring you something burning and nice. Congratulations! You have herpes!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Objects in the Rear View Mirror may appear to be more butt-like than they are.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. There's no point dyeing over frilled silk.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Hawkeye? Falcon? Am I watching The Avengers, or Legend of The Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole?!?!

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  13. Hurt’n unit applies in many a case. But boy, you bout’ to find out just how excruciatin’ a big ol’ blue ballin’ can rightly git’.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  14. Growing up, everyone used to call me E.T., mainly due to my love for Reese's Pieces. However, looking back, it could have been my extra testicle.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  15. Joe schmoes, excellent hoes, come on down to Saffron Sarah’s, where the pudding always hot, and the experience is even hotter!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  16. Sorry I party, sorry I rule, sorry Steve Harvey had sex in your pool

    By Composition1and2,
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  17. I’m not a fellow who worries much, but the fuzz on my dingleberry pie has started to dread uncontrollably.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  18. I'm a this and a that as is each one of you, scissor my zits, don't they bleed chicken stew?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. In a cast of thousands, at least one must have a good stockpile of Astatine, and it will be mine, so help me Carlin, it will be mine!

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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    • 304 views

  20. The best part of waking up is Folgers in your butt

    By Jen-m-n,
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  21. Hello I'm Scott Aukerman, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Hello.

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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    • 160 views

  22. A fickle pickle plays a fiddle for his jiggle so we can wiggle our pickles at co-eds for giggles

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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    • 180 views

  23. Welcome Welcome Welcome, This a show, here we are, here we go. Welcome Welcome Welcome, I'll break your leg if you try to go.

    By Dr ButtCheeks,
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  24. The main vein in Spain falls mainly on a choochie

    By Allthedingdongday,
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  25. Captain adorable and his chipper young side kick sucky, back at it again! Bustin’ nuts all over this great land.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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