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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don’t know but I’ve been told / “Eskimo pussy” is mighty problematic, if not outright racist

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Father Mulcahy was full of patriarchal malarkey.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  3. If you want to destroy my sweater, first you should probably ask yourself “Is it the sweater, or the guy wearing the sweater?” And then you should stop writing shitty songs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Totes emotes when you rock your vote.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I like my women the way I like my walls... BUILT!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Fling a zinger, sting your ringer - This swingers party is a bringer.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 296 views

  7. tweaking the nips, nailing the quips

    By dyctree,
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  8. my wife told me to stop tampering, I said chill babe I'm trying to make the perfect espresso shot

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  9. are we creatures of habit or heaters of crab bits?

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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  10. I like my women like I like my cereal: full of milk and gone by 8am.

    By DestructoRobo,
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    • 599 views

  11. If they don't find you handsome, they should at least find you a handful of women who do.

    By DestructoRobo,
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  12. The mind and the body are both ruled by a transcendent longing for mozzarella sticks.

    By DestructoRobo,
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    • 379 views

  13. Never metamucil I didn't wanna snoosle.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 343 views

  14. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just wildly deformed?

    By Oh_caftan_my_caftan,
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  15. Hey girl, wanna be the Pompeii to my Mt. Vesuvius, so I can violently encase you in my hot flow?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 480 views

  16. Coveffe is for Cvlosers

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  17. Wheres Down Cold Cat?

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  18. Somebody call a Doctor because I have the shits again.

    By TheFakeTimAllen,
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  19. "Red Rover" should be fine, but no more "Simon Says"... remember, Garfunkel is his own man now.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Well, this is where the rubber meets the road... AKA where I have safe sex with asphalt.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. The proof is in the pudding... and by that I mean, hair, semen, and bone fragments!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Every time a microwave dings, Joe Pesci squeezes on his hairy rings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Fun fact, I saw your dad giving my dad a hand job

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. If you need any unsolicited advice, just ask

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Linda, you've done it again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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