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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give a man fish and he'll eat for a day, teach a man to kill and cannibalize and he'll eat for a lifetime.

    By SalamiOrigami,
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    • 189 views

  2. In Soviet Russia, squares are pie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 277 views

  3. It's easy to be opposed to inbreeding when you have an ugly family.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 310 views

  4. I'm wearing sweatpants so don't show me a photo of any genitalia or the genitals under my sweatpants will grow and sweat while I pant

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 218 views

  5. she was a veteran, a venerable veterinarian from the Mediterranean, never above ground but always subterranean

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 205 views

  6. one in the pink, four in the stink, always a good way to unclog your girl's sink

    By moleskinmoleskine,
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    • 270 views

  7. Leapin' lizards and jumpin' Jupiter, I've never seen a face look stupider!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 440 views

  8. Jimmy cracked corn, but Johnny cornholed the crack so he could sneak it across the border.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 381 views

  9. I've decided the podcast life isn't for me, im quitting to be a butcher and revealing my real name, Scarred awfulHam. wish me luck you Gronks.

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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    • 383 views

  10. Broadcasting live from Putin's butthole.

    By Ben Ritter,
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    • 373 views

  11. Well jigger my guts and call me Nancy, Pass me the biscuits that are kinda fancy.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 269 views

  12. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, Daddy's from the South Patrol

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 236 views

  13. Open up your hymnals to page six hundred sixty-six, now flip em upside down and sing, ye booty sniffing nymphs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 303 views

  14. If you need a special pick-me-up, then just look for someone larger than you.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 466 views

  15. As my father always said, "you don't order guac for your sister!"

    By guacman42069,
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    • 240 views

  16. Guys, it's time for me to come clean.  This entire podcast series has just been an elaborate, long-game way to own the libs.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 298 views

  17. Secret rock history: Duran Duran was originally Duran Duran Duran, until the youngest of the Duran triplets was trampled to death by a stampede of Moog cows

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 243 views

  18. You can win a personalized catchphrase by guessing how many corn nuts are in my pocketses!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Alveolar fricative. Dentolabial sibilant. Pharyngeal diphthong. This has been Sexy Phonetics with your host, Hott Linguistman.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  20. Don't Run DMC before you can Walk DMC. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 260 views

  21. No Country for Old Nomenclature

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  22. Frankly my dear I don't build a dam - Rhett "Lazyboy" Beaver.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 278 views

  23. Crunch me like one of your French Abs.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 240 views

  24. 2 Legit 2 Knit

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 264 views

  25. As a matter of fact, I do have a retirement plan. I just need to sit back and let my Big Dogs t-shirts appreciate in value.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 281 views
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