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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Beatles would’ve been more famous if it weren’t for that careless typo in their name on every album cover. Hire a proofreader ya ding dongs!

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. I’m trying to get on Brent Spiner’s phone plan so I’ll have unlimited Data.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT COMEDYBINGBONG.COM IS AN AVAILABLE DOMAIN NAME, YOU DO NOW, YOU'RE WELCOME.

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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  4. Did he let the bedbugs bite? Who’s to say, but one thing is for certain: his head is absolutely riddled with cancer.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. When it comes to smacking my bitch up, I consider myself a prodigy.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. Eenie meenie miny Moe / Larry, Curly, Corny / Catch a tiger by his balls / And ask him if he's horny!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. If it humps like a duck, grunts like a duck, and spurts like a duck, it’s probably adult film star Drake Cockhold.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Sally sells seashells by the sea shore, and Tommy Tutone sells Coppertone by the sea shore. Both run respectable and thriving businesses.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  10. Writing Funny Books gets me Funny Looks.

    By jackstar7,
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  11. Sadly, I don't control the rotation of the earth or the type of pies they serve at McDonald's.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  12. I asked the pharmacist for Flonase, but he gave me mayonnaise! Doesn't help with allergies but great on a sandwich.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  13. If you ever crack an egg and find a baby chicken inside consider yourself lucky because hey, at least you didn't screw up and buy a carton of snake eggs again

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. I bet the band Can decided on that name so they could get a good laugh by calling any band that opened for them the Can openers. Classic.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. It's CornStorm 2000 all over again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Gimme a half-foam full-choc double caffeine mocha sugar shake with ice-cream and vodka and make it snappy, I've got a panic attack to induce!

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. I'll have what she's having! Yes, the anxiety attack... with bacon please.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Stand still Double-0-Seven, this injection could save your life on this mission. And even if it doesn't it'll clear up all that gonorrhea you dirty slut.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I get no kick from champagne. Mere alcohol, it doesn't move me at all. I'm a crystal meth addict.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. World Health Organisation let the dogs out! 

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Y2K? Because 1K is never enough. TOPICAL!

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Ive got the eye of the tiger and customs won’t stop hassling me about it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. That’s one for the money, two for the stink

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. We already know you want to live with one, we know you could be happy the rest of your life with one, what we are asking is just what the fuck is a cinnamon girl?

    By Pure Guava,   
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  25. I don't know the technical term for it, but it's when your cat or your dog sews your arm back on during a snowstorm

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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