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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can’t grow facial hair very well. Thanks to my Native American genes my beard is always Apache.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Had a pretty Loki weekend, not too sure what Thor got up to though

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  3. The mood of the date changed after I asked if she'd like to compare ringworm. Women, right?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Winner of Corn Digest Magazine’s “Highest Kernel Per Turd” Award for 2018

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Conejos, cojones. Cojones, conejos. Let’s call the whole thing rabbit testicles.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. We gonna walk down to Eclectic Avenue and procure a selection of 1970s black market Bionic Woman commemorative tumblers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I ordered an Arnold Palmer, but the waitress gave me Lou Gehrig's Disease.

    By Conductor,
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  8. Failure to launch? More like failure to squanch! Wubby looby blub blub my bros!

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Noun, verbs, adjectives? Quit trying to pin my words down like some dusty old moth in the Smithsonian. Instead, pin my wings down, that is how I'm most likely to escape this moth exhibit in the Smithsonian. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Foolish mortals! Trix are for kids!

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  11. I’d like to remind the gentleman buried in horse feed that he is currently under oats.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. While I’m not a fan of fast food, I’ll always be a fan of Mickey D’s Nuts.

    By TenaciousCD’d,
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    By TenaciousCD’d,   
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  14. Wet is the new hard

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  15. Who's down, cool cat

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  16. Everyone tried to catch up to me, but I knew that they would never be able to mustard to me and that's something I'll always relish

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  17. If u get froyo on my yoyo I'll put pollo in yo mamas hohos n freeze yer fro into froyo snow to blow into Chloe the hos nose. Respectfully submitted by Phraser Gun.

    By Phraser Gun,   
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  18. There's something strange about your recent acquisition of all those gold bars. I think it's that they're shaped like famous apes from before earth was created.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.

    By Schnickpot,
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  20. I bay not me the shypest knarf id the narwer, but I fill stound your kicker labinet.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  21. Marlboro Cigarettes Presents:

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  22. Sir, we can't induct you to the hall of fame until you remove your butt from the salad bar.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  23. I'm here to eat ass and suck dick... and I'm all outta ass.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  24. Don give me flack for keeping Snack Pack in my crack or you’ll get a smack

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  25. Let's talk about sex baby.  Let's talk about poo and pee.  Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that come from the general area of one's groin.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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