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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In my dreams, birds have dicks

    By Revtim,
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    • 272 views

  2. Don't say 'podcast celebrity' with such distain, you old prick

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  3. Hey pal, don't play ping pong with your ding dong, can't you read the signs?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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    • 405 views

  4. Mind You, My Mind Only Minds Your Mime on Tuesdays When You Pack Your Sack Before You Get Your Nintendo Backpack Back

    By Barrel Bucket,
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    • 375 views

  5. When life gives you cucumbers, you become cucumbersome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Smash it with fire, milk it with jerks, it’s been a while since I’ve seen your mom twerk

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 218 views

  7. Talkest Thou INXS In Excess, Princess?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. How much cheese could a cheese doodle doodle if a cheese doodle had a pencil, a notebook, and boring sociology class?

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  9. Despite all my rage I am still just a wig on Nick Cage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Do not do doughnuts down on Knotts Berry Farm said the Pillsbury Dough Boy and you'll come to no harm. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 241 views

  11. "Smells like seashells," says the sea whore.

    By DrippingKnickers,
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  12. You know my name but not my story. My story is I don’t know my name, please tell me.

    By Gravedigger1,
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  13. IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME I GOT AGGRESSIVE , FUCK YOU FOR BEING A STICKYBEAK, I'LL LOOK AFTER MY OWN FINANCES THANKYOU VERY MUCH

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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  14. OF COURSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT ISIS!  In fairness, I'm worried about Horus and Anubis, too.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Don’t make mountains out of molehills, unless you want to be worshiped like a god by the mole people.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. What I meant to say in my text is that “I’m important”. I really need to turn off auto-correct.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 238 views

  17. I finally got around to watching The Jinx. Robert Durst, you owe me a Coke.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 267 views

  18. He’s just not that into you but don’t worry we can fix that with a simple incision

    By Wickedpedia,
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    • 180 views

  19. No Mothman. Not here. Not now. Not like this

    By Wickedpedia,
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  20. Chubby Checker in the sheets. Chubby Checker in the streets. Chubby Checker has access to a cloning machine. Chubby Checker cannot be stopped. Chubby Checker must be killed or humanity is doomed.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 234 views

  21. Hi to everyone listening to this on the toilet at work. Dumping and getting paid - you're the real heroes!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 233 views

  22. Poor People should just make some money. Simple really. My seminar explains it all - sign up now for just 5,000 dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 235 views

  23. One thing they never tell you about the rat race is how expensive rat steroids are, I ended spending a quarter million for a tiny gold medal, a hunk of cheese & a couple toothy BJ’s from a rat race groupie.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. One if by pink, two if by stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. A pound of flesh for David Koresh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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