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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 366 views

  2. I want to slap you face to face.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 269 views

  3. I'd like to say I fell head-over-heels in love, but it was more like taint-over-testes.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 244 views

  4. Better to have loved and lost than to have let that perfectly good meat go to waste. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 296 views

  5. My dick may be hanging out of my shorts, but the cops tell me she was only 17, so you owe me five bucks!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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    • 332 views

  6. Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, let's fuck these sheep!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  7. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; beer before milk, you're draped in silk

    By Big_Debbie,
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  8. Teamwork makes the dreamwork. Teamwork dreamwork usually ends in creamwork.

    By Big_Debbie,
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  9. Good news! Doc says I’m healthy as a horse! A fat, alcoholic horse! Which are common! I visit a vet!

    By Big_Debbie,
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    • 254 views

  10. Comedy Bang Bang: The Only Podcast Not Allowed To Represent Itself in Court

    By Big_Debbie,
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  11. From the minds behind Chili's Baby Back Ribs please enjoy Pepper's Adult Front Spines

    By Big_Debbie,
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  12. I'm an Animal from Muppet Babies in the streets and an Animal from The Muppet Show in the sheets

    By Big_Debbie,
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  13. Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue on that counts... wait failure can be fatal! F you Churchill!

    By CryinEyes,   
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  14. Nothing succeeds like success, and nothing fails like you and your stupid face.

    By Clone Arranger,
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  15. I've got love in my heart and beans in my fart machine

    By stefaside,
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  16. And now for a recap in a nutshell: I just took a kneecap in ma butt, smell?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. I don’t mind seeing Bronson Pinchot, but I get nervous when I see Bronson Bite-O and Scratch-O.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Pig girls don't cry. I mean... pig girls don't cry. I mean... pigs. Pigs don't cry. Don't cry, pigs.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  19. Remember, if people don't like you, you probably don't have any friends.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  20. Don't count all your chickens in one basket before they come home to roost.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  21. It may not be Hanukkah but that labia menorah is gonna be lit.

    By Future’sMD,
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  22. Everybody's got a perineum! We just don't get to see them!

    By Dave D,
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  23. Like my father once said, "like my father once said, never rub a nickel on a bald man's head"

    By smitty,
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  24. Is a catchphrase about the new look of the Earwolf message boards too niche? Yeah probably. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. What if English people don't have accents, they're just being annoying on purpose?

    By SideofMcG,
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