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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll take the club sandwich on rye for two-fifty, Alex.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. No, Mr. Watts no longer works here...no, neither does Mr. Kudi...sorry, Mr. Yankovich's gone too...let me put you through to Mr. Tompkins, he might be able to offer you a tune...

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  3. Beware the Ides of Auggie Doggie, Mr. Froggy

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  4. And remember Kids... because it was a weird movie.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Where 35 is a relevant age again.

    By Littleoldme,
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  6. Where millennials go to die.

    By Littleoldme,
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  7. We'll be cuddled up like sardines, hanging out by 7-11, sucking each others dicks.

    By Littleoldme,
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  8. Does anyone else have a complicated relationship with their mother? She won't even look me in the eyes when we make love.

    By Littleoldme,
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  9. Teamwork makes the Dreamwork and what does DreamWorks make? Toy Story

    By Littleoldme,
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  10. No, this isn't Who Charted, ya got the wrong podcast, dicklick...

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  11. Cokahauntas was a better translator and guide than her more famous sister but after three straight days & nights of non-stop chain smoking and chatting non-stop about buffalo both Lewis and Clark agreed it was time for her to leave the expedition

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. I'm just snortin' coke off the big fake titties of life

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  13. Go Big or go Home Alone, or go Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, they're all fantastic films.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Who let the dogs down? You and your artisan kale & quinoa dog treats, that’s who.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Rain on the weatherman’s wedding day—now that’s ironic, amirite!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. NETFLIX SHMETFLIX. Back in my day we just hung a dead rabbit from the eave and watched the owls tear its ears off.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Who let the dogs out?! More like who cares! I hate dogs!

    By sunjockey,
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  18. We didn't start the fire. No we didn't light it but we also didn't try to prevent it from being lit. So technically yes, we are somewhat to blame for all of those deaths.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  19. We believe in God, the Father, the Almighty, maker of heaven and earth, and all that is seen and unseen ON OPPOSITE DAY!

    By sunjockey,
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  20. Uh, wickey wild wild Wicky wicky wild Wickey wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild welcome!

    By sunjockey,
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    • 415 views

  21. They can hula hoop but they can't cure that croup.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. And this little French Mensch went, "Oui, oui, oui, all the way Shalom!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Your mother's a crisis actor. And she's up for an award! Congratulations!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Comedy Bang Bang is filmed in front of a live studio audience. In stereo where available. I bet we've been together for a million years!

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Suffering from Shingles and Ready to Mingle!

    By SideofMcG,
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