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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A bird in the hand is good, but in today's economy, those two bush birds are looking even better.

    By AquaGoat,
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  2. I don’t think that’s what your doctor meant when he told you to put more vegetables in your body.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. I only do the deed while I listen to Creed.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Converting to Judaism took a lot of work, but it was worth it to cover up my bald spot.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. The song remains the same, because my Led Zeppelin CD keeps skipping.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. My girlfriend just dumped me. Call me Michael, because I’m Chiklis.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Swing low Sweet Chariot. Go for their kneecaps Sweet Chariot. Why did I call my axe Sweet Chariot?

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. In France this month is known as Froggy Doggy. And Christmas dinner is known as La Grande Poop.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Mr. Gorbachev - Wear brown this fall!

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  10. I don't care if you're Robin or Alan - as long as it's Thicke 

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  11. Sun's out, Guns out; Lets take this big yellow prick down

    By LastOfADyingBread,   
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  12. O' Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Wait- that's right, you're working a shift at Walgreen's until 7pm.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  13. If the devil's in the details and the angels are in the outfield- where's that leave me?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  14. Butterflies are free...-- but they don't realize they're going to die in 2 weeks...

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  15. If E=MCÂČ, then I=MCÊ°á”ƒá”á”á”‰Êłá”‰á”ˆ.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  16. Where's down, cool cat?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  17. If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime-- what kind of deducible are they looking at? Do mimes have a decent union?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  18. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, sat right beside her-- and was like, "who the hell eats whey and curds? There's literally three starbucks within walking distance from here."

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  19. Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I'm only holding in farts. Nothing I can do I guess!

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  20. Ding-Dong- The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!-- That kind elderly woman that used to ring the church bell down the street. Dings and dongs were always her thing.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  21. If push comes to shove- I'll shove you in the neck with a pen knife.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  22. Once upon a time I was a boy... Now I'm just a guy with a sex robot and student loan debt.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  23. Chinese take-out?! I thought you wanted to make-out!!

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  24. Jurassic Park?! Not in my back yard!

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  25. Does Mothman have mothballs?

    By Revtim,
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