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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Riddle me this: when is a door not a door? Now back to my hideout in the old abandoned jar factory.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  2. Is there a goat who's actually considered the GOAT? Asking for a friend, who is a goat.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. When Ray Romano is sad he watches a blu-ray.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Stop beating around the bush. Frankly its disgusting and the neighbors are starting to watch.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. The movie Twister was nothing like its source material. Where was the mat with all the colored dots?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. Are you going to Scarborough fair? It’s the biggest Morning Joe festival of the year.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Jesus has nary a qualm with your hairy palms.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. No shoes, no shirt, no pants, no skin, no fat, no musculature—no problem, Mister Skeleton!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. My bologna has a first name, but I shall not utter it here lest it hear me whimpering and bring the darkness and the whips again.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Were you raised in a barn? Because your mom looks just like a horse I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I'm antsy for this fun dance to help fund ants

    By PropheticTurd,
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  12. Lego Movies? It does when I stepsies on it that's for suresies.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. What I want to know is who was the first weirdo to look at a cow and think, "I'm gonna dress that up in my wife's frock and teach it to sing." Amiright?

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. When life gives you lemons. Pay for those lemons. This ain't no citrus charity Life's running here.

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I don’t have any bitcoin. Do you accept chewed cash?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16.  Whether French toast or French fries, either way leave French Stewart alone while he's trying to make breakfast. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  17. If you lived here, you'd be homeless by now. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  18. I'll flick the beans if you lick the peens!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  19. Don’t count your chickens. They move around a lot. It’s virtually impossible.

    By Nick Jester,
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  20. I’m here to look pretty and chew bubblegum, and I’m ugly.

    By Autastic,
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  21. You know what, I'm a nice man and i will hear you fucking say it

    By bryce mcglynn,
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  22. PSA

    By MezzoMiller,
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  23. Objection! There's no way to know my clients inability to shower is connected to the Vile Odor Murders

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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  24. My doctor's new reflex test had mixed results. On the positive side, my reflexes are great, but on the other hand, both my knees are shattered.

    By Mr TRex Harrison Ford Fairlane,
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  25. Sorry to let the cat out of the bag, but I just realized I forgot to poke some breathing holes in there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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