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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Not much is known about 18th century pirate Bong John Silver, other than he seemed to have never strayed more than a mile or two from Jamaica in his ship, the Queen Anne's Reefervenge

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. All our food is deep fried in hemp oil. That's the Bong John Silver's guarantee

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. High school wasn’t easy for Edward Penishands Jr.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. A penny gathered is a Penny Marshall'd

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  5. Follow me to the genital jamboree. Admission is free if you come before 3.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. The Rock would definitely beat Scissorhands. Johnny Depp doesn’t even know how to wrestle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. Throw on your Snuggie and slip on some Huggies. It’s gonna be that kind of party.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. Sharlto Copley strives to be a winner, because he knows he’s always just one “L” away from being named Shart-o.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. If you buy this Tesla I’ll throw in a free bottle of cologne. It’s called Elon’s musk and it smells terrible.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. Chapter Six: In Which The Story Ends With An Unexpected Twist And The Movie Rights Are Purchased By Kevin Smith For Six Pounds Tuppence And a Sack of Gilded Corn Cobs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Chapter Five: In Which Scottrick And Francois The Hirsute Pugilist Engage In Fisticuffs, Ruining Dame Cornbaum’s Daguerreotype Boudoir Session

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Chapter Four: In Which Madame HoHo Is Accosted By A Bagman in Hollingsfordshireham Street And Deduces That He Is The Long-Feared-Lost Sir Archibald Kornfeld of Tribblebury

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Have you ever wondered what It's all about? Well wonder no more. It's about a killer clown.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. The sweeter the sweater, the deeper the debtor.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Poitical Humour is like the bus. I don't get it.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Hey Biden -  whaddya call those armoured caterpillar things with guns we used in Iraq? "Tanks Obama!"

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. People from Rio de Janeiro are quite tenacious. Some might even say they're Brazilient.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I’ve never heard of marsupial dinnerware, but it's totally possum-bowl

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Mossy wetlands weren't supposed to be a thing on Earth but on the 7th day God took too big of a hit, had a coughing fit and knocked over the bogwater

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Some asshole farted in my pants!

    By Chu Chu Bonewagon,
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  23. The sweeter the cuddle the deeper the puddle

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  24. Chapter One: In Which The Earl of Mantzouka Stumbles Upon A Baffling Scene In Corninghamfordshire Street And Alerts The Constabulary

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Chapter Two: In Which A Curious Stoat Imbibes Satsuma-Flavoured Corn Spirits And Faints In The Rubbish Heap Behind The Royal Haberdashery

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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