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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun fact, "Happy Days" was originally supposed to be called "Happy Gays" but the network thought the title was too redundant

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Back in my day, "dementia" was a little candy that the snowman hid under our pillows, and we collected them all into a big, what do you call it, tractor, and drove away before uncle Pete could catch us and push us down the mountain

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a "That '70s Show" guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. Hay is for horses. Haaaaaaayyyyyyyy is for Arthur Horse-erelli. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Leave the gun, take the Hunny. A message from Vinnie da Pooh.

    By madsmoons,
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  7. Snitches get stitches...in their torn clothing, which inevitably receive damage during the beatdowns their bitch asses deserve for being  rat finks, but nobody deserves to walk home with a hole in their jeans after getting their kneecaps shattered...

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Unless you're at a murder scene. Then you just look guilty as hell.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Winner of the 2018 Des Moines Weekly Bugle’s Reader’s Choice Award for “Leading Cause of Cattle Mortality Due to Eye Roll Disease”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, this river will flow again one day and we can attribute it to divine intervention.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. "You people make me sick!" said Jason Mantzoukas to Beverly and Ronald Egg.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. But she also sells crack and papa needs his fix!

    By DJ Pickle Fingerz,
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  13. My name is rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, that drinking and driving is A-OKAY

    By AquaGoat,
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  14. The stars, the spangle. The jingle, the jangle. Look at these cool things I found in my pockets!

    By TheSuperPan,
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  15. I Eat Peas With Honey/I’ve Done So All My Life/It Makes The Peas Taste Funny/I Did Not Kill My Wife

    By Nick Jester,
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  16. Feed me these Funyuns while you rub on my bunions.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Whenever Josh Brolin goes fishing he’s Brolin- - Brolin- - Brolin on the riverrrr.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. I’m a big fan of cat nip videos on the internet, but not the kind you’re thinking of.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. I liked The Critic, I just didn’t Lovitz.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. It’s tough to be charmin’ when you never use Charmin.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  21. One if by land / Two if by sea / Three if by air / (Xa-B/31) times the square root of 71N if by transdimensional wormhole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. This is just to say that I have eaten the ear of corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug—and boy am I glad I got to it first, though it was strangely warm

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Scarecrow shakin’ in the dead of night / Scare those goddamn crows right off my corn / All summer long / I’ve been waiting for those delicious yellow cobs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Is it just me or is poop an onomatopoeia?

    By SalamiOrigami,
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  25. You never forget the day you're diagnosed with Marilu Henner disease.

    By Shampoodler,
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