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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’ve given thousands of hand jobs. It’s all in a day’s work for the head of a hand modeling agency.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Well excuse me, but if I’m not allowed to do that in this Friendly’s bathroom then you need to put up a sign.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. My expert medical diagnosis is that your b-hole ‘sploded.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. If I’m not supposed to get high on my own supply, then why did I just waste my money buying these drugs?

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 229 views

  5. When life give you lemons, how about you show some gratitude towards life before making lemonade, you selfish son of a bitch!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. I've heard that if you spend enough time with someone they start to rub off on you. Well i must be doing it wrong because i cant even get someone to rub off near me.

    By Santa's Lap,
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  7. I'm a little teapot. Short and stout. Please call the police, As you hear me shout. I miss my family and I want to get out.

    By TheSuperPan,
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  8. I agree these are difficult times, but just follow the sheet music and it'll all work out in the end.

    By Air Impaler,
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  9. I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler, so how about throwing in a free pair of earplugs?

    By Air Impaler,
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  10. A foolish consistency may be the hobgoblin of little minds but damn it, Parker, bring me pictures of Spider-Man!

    By Air Impaler,
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  11. I'm sorry you found the movie disappointing but in all fairness, I did warn you it was unlikely Captain America actually fought at Appomattox.

    By Air Impaler,
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  12. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, why won't the angel of death take me?

    By TedKetterman,
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  13. Everything has an end, but a sausage has two

    By TedKetterman,
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  14. Do you or someone you know know you or someone you know? You may be entitled! Call 1-800-compensation today!

    By Santa's Lap,
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  15. The plane is going down, choke if you've got 'em. Thank you for flying with Jerk Off Air.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. We're grifting, lifting, a bit o'Tokyo Drifting. Top it all off with a morning of shoplifting.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. Hell no we won't go until we get your po-ta-toes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Eatin ain't cheatin when you're not in a relationship. I'm so alone it hurts.

    By buttplug.com,
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  19. The two things that Abraham Lincoln and Sir Mix Alot have in common is their love for big butts and thier inability to lie about it.

    By DJ Pickle Fingerz,
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  20. Idle hands are the devil's ding-a-ling.

    By Santa's Lap,
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  21. Ben Schwartz men’s shorts Scott Auk doc ock let’s call the whole thing off!

    By Snobby Hill,
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  22. Rock n’ roll hoochie coochie coochie coo! Hey get your hands off my baby!

    By Snobby Hill,
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  23. Keep your privates private and your notaries public.

    By Slamchops,
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  24. Sodomy?.. Sodoyou motherfucker!!!

    By Santa's Lap,
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  25. My ant farm was fine but my uncle farm got me into a lot of trouble with the authorities.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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