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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. David Bowie said "We could be heroes" but what he didn't mention was that he always got to be Batman which was unfair.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. NWA say "Fuck the Police" but I go further than that - "Fuck Sting's solo career too!"

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Give me a squeeze, call me a tease but don't make me laugh - I'm filled with blue cheese.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Cover up those ankles and let's get this Victorian English themed party started!

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Jay Feely will really squeal freely when he feels the real eel that we placed in his Sealy™️

    By SharksAreScary,
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  6. This senseless Tragedy could have been avoided, but we just had to solve that cursed equation: Comedy minus Time.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  7. You lookin for that cocky, boo?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Coup d’etat, coupe de ville, what’s the difference? Well, great grandpa Ernie, a lost leg...a lost leg is the difference.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  9. A turd in the hand is worth poo in the tush.

    By MairzyDoats,
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  10. Opinions are like assholes. They live between your butt cheeks.

    By Egg McMoistfart,
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  11. Shivers and quivers may float my boat, but five good anal clenches sustain me

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. Jaundice is for yellow-bellied cowards. Give me a man's disease like Bladder Fist any day.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. A pickle a day is actually ok.

    By Dr Lovido,
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  14. Han's hot yacht con was caught when he yawned in his cot.

    By MattyWox,
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  15. He thrusts his hips against The Post, and still insists Meryl should've won.

    By MattyWox,
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  16. Limp dimpled pimps pump & dump their pumpkin lumps.

    By MattyWox,
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  17. Wilford Brimley can s my d, I AM the oatmaster

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  18. Banana Rama trippin’ grandma

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  19. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... Time to shake those big fat asses!

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  20. Nibble nibble, pickle in the middle.

    By seanferg,
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  21. H.R. puffin’ stuff, because the Human Resources department doesn’t get drug tested.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  22. All those butter tarts gave me sputter farts.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. The hamburglar should just stick to what he’s good at and burgle ham.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. My grandmother is 85 and she doesn't need glasses. She just drinks shit straight from the toilet.

    By cheatballs,
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  25. C.C.H. Pounder? I C.C.H. Hardly Know 'Er!

    By StoneColdJaneAusten,
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