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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can call you Gordon Shumway, and Gordon when you call me you can call me ALF.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 396 views

  2. Abe Lincoln never flushed when he was done. And that’s how Lincoln logs got their name.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 279 views

  3. The Rock was a misleading movie. It didn’t even have Dwayne Johnson in it.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 257 views

  4. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Legally speaking, this catchphrase and all catchphrases posted heretofore, aftertofore, and beforetofore, are the real and intellectual property of Earwolf Enterprises, LLC, BBC, and LOLMNBC.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  6. These are extraordinary times, and extraordinary times call for extraordinary uses of the word extraordinary.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 286 views

  7. She’ll be coming round the mountain driving six white horses when she comes, if you’re into that kind of thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 302 views

  8. I prefer odd numbers. I literally can't even.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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  9. The man reading this is an impostor. I, the real Scott Aukerman, am trapped inside the internet, specifically the Catchphrase Submission section of the Earwolf forums. Listeners, I beg of you, send help.

    By stanky motel boxrot,
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    • 162 views

  10. It's true what they say, "Once you pop, you can't stop!" My crippling addiction to pain pills is tearing my life appart.

    By CG_ME_EYE,
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  11. If this catchphrase is on the Comedy Bang-Bang then Mama, see, I ain't a dum-dum that can't follow directions; I found the website, typed my funny words, hit the submit button now I'm going to use my manners to thank Mr. Earwolf, are you proud of me Mama?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 423 views

  12. Fun fact, they rub peanut butter inside Ariana Grande's mouth right before she goes onstage

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Dreamin' ain't streamin'

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 290 views

  14. 36% off vintage assplugs with the offer code “bang” that’s b-a-n-g and i’ll see you never at the swing club

    By mariehorselamp,
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    • 311 views

  15. Corruption ain't just a river in Newark.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 391 views

  16. I’m just a yatzie poodle handy, handily poodling til I die

    By BowlingForBlueBallz,
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  17. Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; along the field I will the Trojan trail.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 429 views

  18. Please bear with me while I paste on this fake plastic smile and plough through this shit one more time

    By JohnnyWalker,
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    • 623 views

  19. Booty worms make big boys squirm.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Putting the pubic back in public radio

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 177 views

  21. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’m out.

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 218 views

  22. Kaaaaaaaahhhhnnnnn!

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 176 views

  23. Don your cosmic binoculars, and climb aboard the comic comet!

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 195 views

  24. It’s like virtual verbal journals for diabetic diuretics

    By YouAllKnowStan,
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    • 165 views

  25. All dogs go to heaven...except for Mr. Peabody, turns out he was racist as shit.

    By Bingo Boy,
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