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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Frostpee the snowman was a yellow crusty mess too disgusting to write a song about.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. If the wienermobile hit a tree, causing the buns to detach & land on a bystander, you could say the carbonate him.You could say that, & I could take a 2 liter of soda & punch you in the wiener until mo' bile spewed out of yr' unfunny mouth, you corny fuck

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Looks like you goose stepped into the eagles nest bud.

    By Santa's Lap,
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  4. I'd like to lose my needle in that haystack.

    By Santa's Lap,
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  5. God made squirt so squirt dont hurt

    By Santa's Lap,
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  6. Catchphrase

    By Areola Attack,
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  7. Well my name is Wrappin’ Scott and I’m here to say / I’ll clad your gifts in fancy paper any day!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. A hotdog walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’s up?” The hot dog says, “What is this—National Discontinued Catchphrase Day?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I’d rather have an Uncle Hieronymus than a hairy unclonymus.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    By Meadowlarks,
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  11. We reach the region of the year where Dream's dominion slowly swallows Waking's sallow soil.

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore corn et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 236 views

  13. How much Charles would a Woodrow Charles Charles if a Woodrow Charles would Charles Woodrow?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Come on down to Chuckie’s Championship Chimichangas next to the Church of Our Churlish Cherub on the Chickasaw Loop in Chattanooga! (This catchphrase brought to you by the Google search “words that start with CH”)

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Ol’ Dirty Bastard always lived in the shadow of his rival, Young Clean Gentleman.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  16. Life is a precious and fleeting gift, so that’s why I’m watching all these Sister, Sister reruns.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Mea culpa, you're a culpa, they're a culpa too. Everyone's a culpa here at Culpa county zoo.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. Burritos are just very small male burrs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. You can lead her to the seashore, but you can’t make her sell seashells.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. How much chuck would a beef cow eat if a beef cow was a cannibal?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. A handy mnemonic for remembering the alphabet is ABCDEFGHIJKLMN Orpheus shouldn't have looked back at Persephone QRSTUVWXY and Z

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  22. Halibut I still Haven't Flounder What I'm Nemo'ing for

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  23. "Baked and stuffed for Christmas meal / No more squawking, no more squeal." Wow, Mother Goose really did save the best for last.

    By MattyWox,
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  24. Wingardium Omarosa!

    By Cat-on-a-hot-ten-inches,
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  25. Seahorses are just horses that you can lead to water and drink it.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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