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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Depending on the length of your blinks, Daniel Day Lewis might have a blink-and-you'll-miss-it role in Lincoln.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then congratulations gentlemen - we've achieved all three criteria of Project DuckBot.

    By Jonathan Tinker Taylor Thomas,
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  3. We desecrated her sarcophagus, now she's back and she's offing us; oh why must I feel this way? Hey! Must be the Mummy!

    By The Intimate Warrior,
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  4. Meats and cheeses, teats and squeezes. Take a number at the dirty deli.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. That’s how life goes, you forget to wear pants ONE time and suddenly you’re “not welcome back at Six Flags anymore”.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. Of course, the 800-lb. can of corn in the room is really a humongous can of corn that’s actually in the room. Did anyone bring a giant can opener?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Dammit, Jim! I’m a corn doctor, not a space doctor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Second Heynongians, chapter 9, verse 12: "Verily sayest I unto thee, remove the kernel from thine own eye and then shalt thou witness the creamed corn that thy kinky girlfriend hath splattered all over thine bed.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. I have my ear to the ground, my nose to the grindstone and my eyes on the prize. My doctor diagnosed me with having Picasso face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. You do you and I'll do me. It's masturbation, what'd you expect?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  11. Love your job, never work a day in your life. Hate your job, better find a rich wife.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. Flexing pecs and wringing necks.

    By BarnHen,
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  13. By night we all walk the Boulevard of Broken Wind.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. IMD-become death, destroyer of worlds, compiler of goofs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Cream, Cream, Gatorade. Around the corner legs are splayed.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Hey man, cool your jets, they're melting my steel beams.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. When you're at Taco Bell and catch a fatal smell... Die of Fajita, Die of Fajita. When you're feeling uneasy and you're blasting something cheesy... Die of Velveeta, Die of Velveeta.

    By The Dilly Dally Dangler,
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  18. Hey Ghostbusters... Guess what? Busting makes EVERYONE feel good!

    By The Dilly Dally Dangler,
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  19. Let me ask you something... You ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight? It's just a little something I say before I butt-munch my prey.

    By The Dilly Dally Dangler,
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  20. And remember, students, "It's better to be obsolete than slobsolete!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Well it’s one for the money, two for the show, $12.50 for the small popcorn, and $7 for the water with no ice. This is why we don’t go to the movies, Kyle.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Fun fact from a corn-industrial complex insider—ethanol-based jet fuel CAN INDEED melt steel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I said a hip, a hop, a hippy to the hop / Jimmy cracked corn and he don’t stop / To the Bang Bang boogie put yo hands in the air / Jimmy cracked corn like he just don’t care

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. A French otter, the letter G, and a corn-cob pipe walk into a bar. The bartender says “Is this some kind of joke with corn arbitrarily added to preserve a recurring catchphrase theme?”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Well it's one for the money, two for the show. So three years jail time in total for fraud and indecent exposure. Another damning indictment of our lenient court system.

    By SideofMcG,
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