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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m putting you on speaker phone, we can’t get your Nana’s dial-up to load hampsterdance.com

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. Whenever Andy Serkis goes to a family reunion he’s with the family Serkis.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Whenever Chris Pratt falls he’s just doing a pratfall.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Puppy dog spleens and lukewarm beans, getaway sticks and stingy red dicks, uncracked corn and billy goat porn—that’s what little Scotties are made of.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I got this partially masticated corn straight from the horse’s mouth.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. On today’s show, it’s Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam, a small business person, an even smaller business person, and the world’s smallest business person!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I’m sorry I’m not the brightest crayon in the shed.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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  8. Have I got a pitch for you, It's a show about NOTHING... except for this one cat-hungry alien from Melmac, and I dunno, maybe slap some Bazingas in there.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. You're Once, Twice, Three times a lady. What I'm trying to say is you're huge. The size of three normal ladies.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Do you think a dog's ever like "New bone, who dis?" Or do you think dogs can't talk and even if they could there's no reason their bones would function as telephones?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. I’m not saying I’m a ladies man, but I just met this Apple store employee at the Genius Bar and she’s already got her hands on my dongle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. Forget Ben Affleck and Christian Bale. I thought Val Kilmer was supposed to be Batman Forever.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. We’re doing Thanksgiving at Aunt Karen’s this year, so I hope you like vodka tampons and Weekend at Bernie’s 2.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. "Sunday Bloody Sunday, more like Stupid Bloody Tuesday..." - John Lennon

    By BURTMAN,
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  15. I'm a lean mean green teen who's looking to blow Charlie Sheen.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  16. Behold, it is I! Misunderstood loner Edward Fingerhands!

    By Big_Debbie,
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  17. Leading cryptozoologists have come to the consensus that what was once called the “Loch Ness Monster” was probably just two people having sex on a rowboat. In fact, every sighting of the “monster” was this.

    By Big_Debbie,
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  18. Is that a banana on your lap or are you just masturbating on your front porch?

    By Big_Debbie,
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  19. Forklift? I'm only certified to operate the spoondunk

    By Big_Debbie,
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  20. Batman’s public persona is sponsoring this gala. That’s right, it’s a Party On Wayne.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Turdgurgler™

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Well I’m runnin' down the road tryin’ to loosen my load annnnnnnd that's not what I meant at all. Note to self: no creamed corn & cod liver oil smoothies before morning run.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If you can’t love me in my pink, then you don’t deserve me in my stink.

    By Haywood Jagettoknowme,
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  24. Chris Gaines' alter ego will actually be paying for the festivities. That's right, it's a party on Garth.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 429 views

  25. I'm sorry, all we have available is a John Wilkes High-top.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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