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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you don't clap loudly and enthusiastically everytime someone kisses in a movie, well then, I'm sorry, you're dead inside.

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  2. 73.2% of people who say "Open sesame" when opening a can of beef broth are 29.8% more likely to put both hands in the air on a log ride.

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  3. I've heard of breakfast for dinner. But what's all this I'm hearing about lunch for dessert?!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  4. Why does everyone love ambulances?? They're just ice cream trucks without the ice cream!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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  5. I try to set an example. I come early, I stay late, and yet I still get called a terrible one night stand

    By tonybelmario,
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  6. A stitch in time is a blackout

    By tonybelmario,
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  7. If you sea salt-thing, sage something

    By tonybelmario,
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  8. Dating tip#22 : Pull up to the house and honk the horn right up until the moment your date has put their hand on the car door. Assertive!

    By Kyle Butthead,
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  9. This episode is brought to you by Morgan Spurlock's Circumsize ME!

    By Kyle Butthead,
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  10. It smells like a witch kicked a dog's head off in here.

    By Kyle Butthead,
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  11. Kelsey Grammer ordered me too much food at brunch, and now I don’t know what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. In the great taco wars of the future, the man with gauc and sour cream shall reign supreme.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. I’ve had enough of this, snuffleupagus! It’s time for you to get your shit together and go to Muppet rehab.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  14. The finale of “Who’s the Boss?” was kinda disappointing. They didn’t even reveal who the boss was.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  15. I’d rather have a robbling hamburglar than a hobbling assgobbler.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Floyd’s far-fetched financial fiasco flung Florida falafel funds into a fiscal funk, forcing Frannie’s Falafel Farm to forfeit the Fort Phillips Family Fun Fair.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Taintsqueeze™

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. I never knew what moth balls smelled like until I spread their tiny little legs and took a whiff.

    By delaneymitch,
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  19. I scream, you scream, we all scream... because that is what happens when people start randomly screaming. Learn how to enjoy ice cream like a normal person.

    By ChickenWing,
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  20. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime! I guess, being a prisoner in Papa John's sex dungeon wasn't all bad..

    By CG_ME_EYE,
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  21. O ye of little Faith No More albums, get thee to a Sam Goody.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. He may be Aquaman in print but he's Cyanman on the web.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  23. A carafe is a giraffe's favorite vessel from which to drink rhyme.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  24. Sting like a butterfly, smell like a bee.

    By BroccoLily Rabe,
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  25. Didgeridoo or didgeridoo not. There is no didgeri-try. Welcome to Outback Steakhouse, my name is Yoda and I’ll be serving you tonight. Could I interest you in a bloomin’ onion?

    By Tyrannosaurus Mex,
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