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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A woodpecker is a penis made from a tree. Get Your Facts Straight!

    By Rightinthejingles,
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  2. Sleep is just accepting that spiders are going to crawl on you.

    By jeffereyman,
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  3. The number 800 is the sum of four consecutive primes. Charlemagne was crowned Emperor in 800 AD. There are 800 kernels of corn per ear. You do the math. It’s right there, clear as day.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 356 views

  4. You haven't had authentic street food until the powder from your pulverized teeth makes you sneeze bile mixed w/ the bits of undigested asphalt from the street you authentically turned into food. 

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Breaking news: North African archaeologists discover new human species—Homo heynongia, found frozen in time in the very act of slaying Neandertang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 271 views

  6. Jimmy smashed corn—no, Jimmy punched corn. I mean, Jimmy smacked corn. Goddammit. Jimmy slapped corn? Fuck it. I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 259 views

  7. I’m just a naughty hottie with a body, doing potty karate with Paul Giamatti.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 335 views

  8. I bred a bull with Red Bull in a bread bowl.

    By MattyWox,
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  9. "Its The Energizer Bunny, not Duracell, you fool!" I shout at the Elliott Smith wall as the men in white coats drag me away

    By Sean__Draper,
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    • 347 views

  10. If Shrek can fit twelve golf balls in his mouth, so can you.

    By Robert_Yune,
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    • 264 views

  11. Seaweed and anal beads, Aquaman’s basic needs.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  12. Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Now can you point to this doll where he touched you?

    By A Model, Idiot,
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  13. Like I always say, "Work hard, Party hard, and Die Hard with a Vengeance!"

    By CloakOfTheCloaca,
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  14. Jimmmm-eee—you don’t have to crack that corn tonight.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. I get two sides? What are they? Oh, right here on the menu in the bright orange box with the ginormous title that says SIDES? Okay, I’ll have the okra comma fried and the cob comma corn-on-the.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 237 views

  16. I may be drunk, madam, but you’re selling seashells by the seashore, and I’ll be sober in the morning!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 230 views

  17. This ain’t your grandpas entertainment son, this is some newfangled millennial bullshit.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  18. I like my fiction like I like my orange juice. High pulp.

    By Stunnin' Gunner,
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  19. The Vevo “Vertigo” video on U2’s YouTube is too frou-frou for Desmond Tutu.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 284 views

  20. As Abraham Lincoln once said "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."

    By Naughty Nelly Nutmeg,
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    • 287 views

  21. I have an eco-friendly living arrangement, and by that I mean I live in my Prius.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 255 views

  22. I don’t normally do this, but there’s just something about you that completely compelled me to walk over here and talk to you. Also, do you have the bathroom code for this Chipotle?

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 257 views

  23. When it comes to social media booty calls, carpe DMs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 279 views

  24. This tauntaun’s shakin’ is makin’ my force awaken!

    By Haircut Daddy,
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  25. There's only two people I take shit from. One's my first guest, the other's my local shitman.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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