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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. And she replies, real eyes realize that bar flies barf lies.

    By Ben Jammin,   
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    • 313 views

  2. Skype is a brand of mouthwash in Australia.

    By Ben Jammin,   
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    • 406 views

  3. My dog is like Elvis. Dead.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 265 views

  4. Gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight. Toast him up and serve him on granary bread.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Nixon famously said, "I am not a cuck." But we all had a go on Checkers so we know that was a lie.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 257 views

  6. This isn't a catchphrase so much as a clarification about whether or not it's a catchphrase

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. sad face

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 317 views

  8. I’m a man who has it all - a penis and two balls.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Jesus Christ Superstar? More like Jungle Crab Gooberslaw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 254 views

  10. Hot buttered corn? Check. Earwolf in my earholes? Check. Rotary self-inking green rubber "check" stamp? Check.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 235 views

  11. Calendar?! I hardly dated her!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. The official podcast of those who clean Argentine latrines with hand me down tambourines.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. I'm so nervous my flopsweat just shat the bed with me in it while I dreamt of being naked at school but this time my penis had flopsweat which then shat the bed that yr' wife and I fuck in every day. That's why I'm so nervous, I need to tell you something

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Have you no outerwear?

    By Jason_Pantsuitkas,
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  15. gettin sloppy toppy in the backseat of my jalopy

    By currybwa,
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  16. Some people call me the Space Cowboy, some call me the Gangster of Love, but actually my name is Steve Miller and I'm a musician.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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    • 382 views

  17. you win some, you jissom

    By currybwa,
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    • 296 views

  18. Welcome to the show where people want to expose themselves to the masses both figuratively and literally.

    By Megamuffinbatman,
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  19. If you are going to San Francisco, be sure to wear flowers in your hair to cover up the smell of human feces, we are downwind of the Tenderloin today

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 355 views

  20. You say tomato,I say tomato, the totalitarian regime that rules over this futuristic society has criminalized vocalization of any kind, all communication must be submitted via cybernetic impulse that is monitored by our benevolent leader so let's...

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. From the twisted mind of horror's reigning champion of blood comes a movie so scary that you won't believe yr' eyes & yr' eyes won't believe you,  which started a 7-year war between the ocular nerve & the brain that could only end 1 way: Legal blindness

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 354 views

  22. Most people would say immune deficiency was the boy in the bubble’s biggest problem, but he would tell you it was all the farts trapped in there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  23. My dad's suicide note confused the rest of my family but it sure got to me, enough to be driving a 1-way route to the rope and rickety stool store: "I can't be a part of a world where there aren't more people doing Schneider from One Day At A Time cosplay

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Fool me once, oh god my poor fragile ego is ruined!

    By TheMoonsAJerk,
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  25. granddad grandstands for one thing only: gerber burgers for flabby babies

    By MattyWox,
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