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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Not sure what to do about those tossed salads and scrambled eggs that are callin' again? Easy - put them on the blocked call list, ya dumb doy-doy!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  2. If ifs and buts were candies and nuts I would be dead because I'm a diabetic with a terrible nut allergy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  3. Attend the tale of Buddy V. / That Cake Boss guy from TLC / He works all day and works all night / Then helps people out with his second sight....

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  4. A-tisket a-tasket, put that lotion in the basket, baby!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  5. To pee or not to pee: that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the...whoops, I just pooped myself.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  6. The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain; and the cum in my bum stays up there with my thumb!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. One, two, three, four / What the hell’s a stevedore? / Beans on toast, beans on toast / Throw ‘em in the trash!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. The titular host of this podcast would like to remain eponymous.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Sandwiches can be made with toothpaste, salami, and other things, too

    By JosephSchmo,
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  11. It turns out Chippendales has no relation to the Disney characters of the same name. I really shouldn’t have brought my kids there.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  12. If I were to suggest in jest that I love Wild Wild West, would you pass the test like all the rest?

    By Bingo Boy,
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  13. My bologna has a first name, but it only responds to MY commands, now you tell those submarines to back off, colonel!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Wait, this is called a taco "shell"?Taco turtle house?Taco pretty beach find? What's next,taco sweater?And that is how the billion$ franchise was born

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Fireworks? Yeah no shit, Einstein. Call me when it STOPS working. I'll be out looting coats. Waterworks? Umm I hope so, what else the fish gonna drink

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. You're not a true dance club party boy until you've spent 3 weeks in the ER with a deadly case of Glitter Lung.

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Canadians have a hundred and one words for snow, not the least of which is a leaky boom boom down.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. Could black mold be hiding where you least expect it? Plus tonight's Lotto numbers and sports with Chet, tonight at 11 with me, Robert Palmer's doctor

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. Sadly, for those suffering from New Wave blindness, there is no Cure.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. At first Ted was Danson but not for Shelly Long before George Wendt to eat some Ratzenbergers

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. When an Australian ghost makes a pie, do they call it a boo-meringue?

    By WesHuett,
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  22. I don't understand why they say "you can pick your friends." It seems like a fairly presumptuous undertaking

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't sing "High Hopes" in a hospice, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  24. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't call the mayor "Your Yawner" in front of his kids, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  25. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't lick eggs in the supermarket, apparently

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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